would i fuk you

mmm probably not but maybe you never know why do i need so many words its self-explanatory

published on April 10, 2021
1/18

whats your sun sign

aries
taurus
gemini
cancer
leo
virgo, its not going well for you so
far
libra
scorpio
sagittarius
capricorn
aquarius, yikes
pisces, i love you
2/18

do you know all the words to willow smith's song "warm honey"

no, who is that
no, willow smith is so pretty tho
no, but ive listened to it
yes
3/18

what do you like in your coffee

oatmilk. gay rights:)
flavored dairy creamer
half & half
soymilk
almond milk
cashew milk because i am not real
i prefer tea because im cute
4/18

where were you/what were you doing on january 6th, 2021

i am on the no-fly list... so...
i can't say because i dont want to
be on the no-fly list
at home watching the news
watching the news and crying
on twitter because i didnt want to
cry
5/18

do you have IBS

yes because im hot and stressed
no because im stupid so
real world issues dont manifest into
stomach problems
6/18

have you ever done psychedelics

no they're illegal!
no, they're not for me but i don't
mind other people using them
no but i trip sit for my friends
yes
yeah dude one time i took five tabs at a festi and met god
7/18

why do you think there is a war on drugs

because they don't want us to open
our third eyes man
it isn't a war on drugs, it's a war on
black and brown people. also ronny
reagan is a cuck
because they're bad
8/18

which ari aster film do you prefer

midsommar
hereditary
i haven't seen either of these
i don't know who that is
9/18

what do you think would kill prince philip the fastest(i wrote this question like 10 hours before he died so pretend he didn't pls god save the prince or whatever)

what do you think would kill prince philip the fastest(i wrote this question like 10 hours before he died so pretend he didn't pls god save the prince or whatever)
a hit of any menthol flavored vape
a head rush
iced water
you know when you're outside
without sunglasses when it's super
bright and you come inside and it's
really dark and kinda
confusing? yeah, that
an episode of the eric andre show
the sound of steve-o's voice
10/18

who is your favorite adventure time character/pick a description that applies to you

i've never seen it because i hate fun
finn the human bc i am full of
childlike wonder
jake the dog bc i am a child
princess bubblegum bc i am a lesbian
marceline the vampire queen bc i have mommy issues
billy bc im a communist
the lych bc i am a capitalist
prismo bc i have a massive
cock but also a massive superiority
complex
tree trunks because i cry when i kill
bugs also #cottagecore
lumpy space princess bc i
have body dysmorphia and im the
funniest in the friend group
ice king bc i am different:p
i can't choose a favorite because i'm
deeply invested in each characters
life or i get high everytime i watch it
and i don't even
remember the characters...
11/18

do you believe in the state of Wyoming

do you believe in the state of Wyoming
????????
yeah ive been there with my human family visiting other parts of our human family :>
no absolutely not
12/18

do you maybe have a little bit of a huge giant crush on sirius black

do you maybe have a little bit of a huge giant crush on sirius black
no i don't know who that is
no i don't. im also a liar
omg duh
13/18

cryptocurrency is to straight men what astrology is to sexually confused women/fem presenting

strongly agree
agree
disagree
strongly disagree
14/18

you're at a bar talking to some straight guy friends that you admire when all of the sudden Natasha Bedingfield's iconic hit "Unwritten" starts playing. how would you react

i can't control the way i react to that song. i would start singing and dancing but i'd be embarrassed
i don't like that song
i'd start singing at the top of my god damn lungs and i would not be ashamed
15/18

do you sometimes wanna hit kids

yes
no
16/18

are you pro-life or pro-choice

pro-choice
pro-life bc as you can see in fetty 17:38 blah blah im actually vrysexually frusturated and i think sexually
active women should be punished with the blessi...
neither. im anti-baby and pro-abortion
17/18

do the following sentences mean anything to you?
"i swallow my moms diamond but she doesn't understand??? in dragonkin and she's literally starving me"

no
oh god, yes:(
18/18

does the following phrase mean anything to you?
"none pizza left beef"

???? no ????
stop
please stop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOOOOOOOOOP
yes lol