Which Dad Joke Personality Are You?

Which Dad Joke Personality Are You?

Find out which dad joke persona best suits you with this hilarious quiz!

published on February 26
1/12

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?
Spaghetti-O's
An impasta
Prank pasta
A fake noodle
2/12

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?

Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home?
It lost its chain of thought
It was two-tired
It needed a brake
It got lost in the spokes
3/12

How do you organize a space party?

How do you organize a space party?
It's a universal event
In orbit
You planet
Throw on some stardust
4/12

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
For being a-corny-ist
Because he was outstanding in his field
He always helped others grow
Because he had a straw-some personality
5/12

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
I'll make you melt
Sharing cheese
Not-yo cheese
6/12

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Atoms are reliable
They're too small to be seen
Because they make up everything
Atomic trust issues
7/12

How do you make Holy water?

How do you make Holy water?
Divine drops
Add some prayers
You boil the hell out of it
Water and blessings
8/12

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the math book sad?
It couldn't find x
It needed more pages
It felt divided
It had too many problems
9/12

What does a house wear?

What does a house wear?
Fashionable windows
Cozy bricks and mortar
An address
A roof over its head
10/12

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Bandage beats
Ancient melodies
Wrap music
Ghoul tunes
11/12

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged
Too strong
Espresso issues
It needed a warm arrest
12/12

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the post office?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the post office?
Letter looting
Rescued packages
Stamps of approval
It's okay, they woke up