Who's Your Father From Sherlock on BBC???? I am sooooo bored so I've decided to do this. Deal with it please and take the quiz; Maybe you'll enjoy it NicolasHolmes published on March 21, 2012 Stacked 1/13 Your dad wakes you up because you need to catch a tube ride to school. How does he wake you up? Wake up already... sleep is boring *sigh* Wake up, _______, it's time for school.... Wake up, you need to catch the tube! Tee hee, wakey wakeyy!!! Wakeee upppppp~ :3 *groans* Wake up, I have to get to work Do wake up, now... I have to get to Buckingham Palace... your uncle Sherlock is causing... issues... Wake up you snot nosed brat! 2/13 Oh good god, you failed a test. How does your "father" react? Idiot. Oh well. Try harder next time Don't worry about it. It's just one test Get a good grade next time or daddy's going to kill youuuu~You: OnO Oh let's hope daddy doesn't find outFind out about whaaaaaatt???? Well, chin up and get a bett-A D?! PREPOSTEROUS!!! YOU CAN'T BE MY CHILD!You're right, it's mineI knew you were sleeping around on me with MycroftWHAA-?! Try harder next time and you'll do okay. =_= Seriously? A D? You have two seconds to run before I get my hands on the riding crop. 3/13 You're going to see Sherlock Holmes! For some it might be your daddy, so... others it might be your uncle... others it might be your daddy's man-crush. Soooo... ACT NORMAL!!! Hi Uncle Sherly My dad doesn't want me to see him.... Hi dad! *does secret handshake* Hello...? Hi dad. Hiiii daddy~ Ehhh... hi? Dad, what are you bringing?Nothingggg~Is that a BOMB?!You little-!*runs* 4/13 You take up the violin! How does your dad react to your first day of practice!? SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BUGGER!!! *groans* Keep practicing... You might be as good as me! *plays random notes.* *rubs head* Again with the bloody violin... *claps* Keep going love!Shut up. Since when did you become Ms. Hudson?!Since you became my surrogate Oh that's good, learning the arts!Oh god another bloody violin player in the house *claps* Great! Just keep practicing, and you'll do great!!! Uhh, okay...? Keep... practicing...? Just like Sherlock...~ My little violinist...You: Dad. This is supposed to a reaction to MY playingWhy do you think I named you Sherlock? *wink* 5/13 Your dad wants to talk to you, ALONE. What the bloody hell is going on?! I want you to start investigating murders STAY AWAY FROM SHERLOCK AND HIS DEMON SPAWN Don't listen to what Dad says.What the bloody he-Language John... Am I the besssst daddy ever?Or am I? Choose. The one you like least dies. You wanna see my man crushh???You: You mean the one you named me after?That's rightttt~! I want you to stay away from EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS BLOODY QUIZ!!!! Wanna meet the queen??? You're a little bastard, aren't you? 6/13 YOUR FATHER IS MISSING!! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU THINKING??!!!? Yes. This is what YOU are thinking! *sarcastic* Oh darn... DADDY?!?!!?!?!?! Uhh, *calls cops* WHERE'S MY DADDY??? OH MY GOD, THANK GOD HE'S OUTTA HERE! NOW I CAN LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME! Both of them!??!?! Daddy? Where's dad???You're dad is back in Afganistan....NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DADDY!??!?!? WHERE ARE YOU??? Dad...? SHIT!!!! *sobbing* DADDY!!!!!!! 7/13 Juuuuuust kidding~! Ms. Hudson dragged them to the shoppe down the street~ Happeh? Oh...! Phew!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!! Daddy you bastard!!!Whaaaat??? *laughs* Myaahhhh..!!! That wasn't nice! Dammit... Whewwww! DADDY!! *runs to him* Ooooookaaay... *faints* GOD DAMMI-!!(Me: Sunshine words...)God flippin floppin floobin... 8/13 What did your father name you anyway you freaks of nat-chah!???!!! BOY: AbernathyGIRL: Olga BOY: GeorgeGIRL: Elizabeth BOY: JoshuaGIRL: Rachel BOY: Sherlock >///<GIRL: Sherlock... >.< BOY: SebastianGIRL: Kira BOY: NicolasGIRL: Mary BOY: LeonGIRL: Nicole BOY: Arthur GIRL: Irene... >.< 9/13 You're Bored. What do you do?! Play violin, ride the tube with a harpoon in my hand... Experiments... You know, normal stuff. Blog, go on the internet, follow geniuses around Blog about carrying harpoons around on the tube.. Plan devious riddles, plot tricks to play on my dad and daddy. Plot, plot, plot, plot, plot... Duh, BOARD games Visit the queen Mope about while my dad continues his affair with Sgt. Donovan 10/13 Do you hate your dad, if so, whyyy??? If not, whyyy???? I just wish they would stop fighting... >.< Noooo.... They're pretty cool... No! He has the coolest job EVER!!! YES I HATE HIM! HE NAMED ME AFTER HIS MAN CRUSH!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW CREEPY THAT IS!? I HEAR HIM MOANING OUT, "SHERRRRRLOCK..." AND I GET CONFUSED THAT H... It's on and off with him. He's barely home... I miss him a lot... *sad face* Nah, I just wish he'd get that damn gun out of the bloody house!! Not really... I just wish he wasn't as stressed. YOU HAVE IT EASY, ANSWER NUMBER SEVEN!!! MY DAD'S A BLOODY ASSHOLE AND I HATE HIM!!!!! 11/13 Your daddy(s) died. Oh dearie me... how do you react...? *in shock* Wha-...? *faints* What? Wh- No that can't be right...! N-No.... *collapses to knees* No! You're lying to me!! *sobs* Don't say such lies!!! No!! I knew something like this would happen! No!!!! *runs away* .... Okay... *sits there, looking extremely sad* *sniffle* Off to the therapist... *starts walking, but then faints.* O-Oh no...! Wh-What do I do...?! No!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!? 12/13 Hey, hey, hey, hey.... Guess whaaaat??? *whispers* JK (Your dad(s) will answer this one. What will they say/do to meee??????) *strangles me* YOU MADE MY SON/DAUGHTER CRY!!!!! Aw, darn... *Beats me over the head with his cane* DON'T YOU DARE EVER MAKE MY SON/DAUGHTER CRY EVER AGAIN YOU BASTARD!!! I'm going to sic the queen on you... (me: Oh fo-shiz nit... O.O) *beats me over the head with an umbrella* *strangles me**beats me over the head with a cane* *arrests me* For once, I agree with you.. let's kill NicolasHolmes!(Me: Nooooooooooes... My two favorite characters~!!!) I'm going to make you go booooooooom~ 13/13 Last question before your dad kills me!! Byeee!!! Farewell! Bye? See ya Wouldn't wanna be you. JESUS DAD, IS THAT A MICROWAVE FULL OF C-4?! D-Dad, wait!! Bye bye See you