Which Type of Bad Dad Joke Are You?

Find out if your bad dad jokes are pun-tastic, cringe-worthy, or eye-rolling.

published on May 26
1/12

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana-na-na!
Orange you glad I didn't say 'banana'?
I don't know, apples?
2/12

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!
That's not funny.
Because he was always corny.
3/12

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
That's a terrible joke.
Yeah, he's always so negative.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
4/12

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!
It was grounds for a lawsuit.
Ugh, really?
5/12

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

I can't believe you.
She gave me a hug.
That's sweet, but it's not a joke.
6/12

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

I don't know, to let the chickens in and out?
Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans!
That's a stretch.
7/12

How do you organize a space party?

I have no idea.
I can't even with you.
You planet!
8/12

What do you call fake spaghetti?

What do you call fake spaghetti?
Um, something weird?
That's just dumb.
An impasta!
9/12

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

I dunno, it needs something to lean on?
Oh, brother...
It was two tired!
10/12

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Stop it.
Ha, good one!
That makes no sense.
11/12

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
Could you give me a hint?
They look a little shady.
This is ridiculous.
12/12

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
LOL, I get it!
That's not even funny.
Umm, okay?