Which 'the Private Blog of Joe Cowley' Character Are You?

Which 'the Private Blog of Joe Cowley' Character Are You?

Take the quiz and find out whose side you are on once and for cocking all.

published on April 24, 2014
1/7

You lose a Frisbee over your next door neighbour’s fence. There is a massive, scary dog in their garden. Do you –

Give it up. It’s gone. Frisbees are stupid,
anyway.
Concoct a cunning strategy involving a fully
buttressed tunnel and some sedative-laden dog
treats.
Just jump the fence and go for it.
I ain’t getting no Frisbee. And it ain’t cos I’m scared of dogs, it’s cos Frisbees are crap.
Um, hello? I’m not even going to touch that thing.
Go back inside and listen to music. Fresh air is overrated.
Get a sausage roll and think things through.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
2/7

You lose the remote. What do you watch?

Star Trek: The Next Generation. Series Three. No, Four. Five. Can you come back to me?
The History Channel.
Babestation.
World's Loudest Explosions.
America's Next Top Model.
Scuzz.
The Gadget Show.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
3/7

What is your biggest dream?

To be respected.
To be the world's first superstar DJ/WW2 historian.
I had a well big dream about my mate’s mum once.
I don't dream. I ain't a girl.
To be a supermodel.
To find some friends that aren't complete idiots.
To be part of the cool crowd.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
4/7

If you were going to be stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing - what would it be?

My Star Trek books.
Is this a trick question? A boat.
A spoon so I could eat all the dessert.
I wouldn't need nothing - I can take care of myself.
My lip gloss.
My music.
A big pack of fun size Twixes.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
5/7

What is your biggest talent?

Drawing.
Strategy.
What?
Intimidation.
Wrapping boys around my little finger.
Palm reading.
Special effects and computer wizardry.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
6/7

How would you get revenge on your worst enemy?

I would ignore them for a while, then when I'm 90% sure they're out of earshot, I might call them a knob.
With a long, meticulous campaign of psychological and physical warfare.
Piss balloons.
Shut them in a locker.
Use my social standing and manipulative nature to make their life hell.
Punch them in the face.
Photoshop them fondling a donkey.
Joe likes men, Joe likes men, Joe likes men.
7/7

Sum yourself up in three words.

Happy, sad, uncertain.
Concise.
Unique, simple, cheerful.
Hard as nails.
Beautiful, popular, amazeballs.
This. Is. Stupid.
Tubby secret geek.
Joe likes men.