Which S-Chord Are You?

Which S-Chord Are You?

With the upcoming semester show Friday, April 18. It's important to know which of the S-Chords you are, and who you will cheer loudest for.

published on April 12, 2014
1/17

What is your drink of choice?

English Breakfast Tea
Wine
Ice cold water
SoCo
Rum
The blood of my enemies
I don't care, as long as it's ridiculously sweet
Anything I mix myself
Beer
Orange Juice and vodka, hold the vodka
2/17

What is on the wall in your room?

Marilyn Monroe
Snarky comment posters
Trophies
DISNEY!!!
EVERY color of the rainbow
3/17

Where do you go on vacation?

Practice
Africa
Grandma's house
Brazil for the World Cup
DISNEY!!!
Anywhere but Natick
4/17

If you were a candy bar, what would you be?

A steaming turd
Curried chocolate
Sour Patch Kid
Which ever is most West Coast and Jewish
Whatever the lady wants
5/17

What do you wear with your overalls during a performance?

Bow tie
Duck hat
Taco
Lucky t-shirt
Something sexy
6/17

How late are you to rehearsal?

I don't show up
30 minutes early
I haven't checked my email
After fencing
I show up early to queue up good youtube videos
7/17

You're stranded on a desert island. What one possession do you have with you?

My iPhone
An apple
My dignity
My cricket bat
Homework
8/17

Which other member of the S-chords do you have a crush on?

Aaron
Jack
Niki
everyone in the group
Dan Gordon
The Humtones
9/17

Saturday night, you can find me...

In the sci-li
Super high
Doing homework
Depends on the weekend, because orgo...
Deep in the heart of Maine's most rugged woods
10/17

Who is your hero?

King Kong
Henry S. Drinker
Bear Grylls
Walt Disney
Larry Bird
Whoever can make me laugh the hardest
Marie Curie
11/17

How many times do we have to go over your part before you learn it?

Don't teach me, I'm percing
I arranged it...
I don't know it, and I don't plan on learning it
Play it for me once, and I'm good to go
A week or two
I moan
I never learn my part correctly
I'm perfectly capable of singing my part, but I think it would sound better if I made this one change...
We sing?
12/17

How do you laugh?

Donkey
Choking bird
Like Popcorn
Clarts
Tomato
13/17

What's your favorite S-chords song?

Viva la Haverford
DISNEY!!!
Some Nights
Maryanne
Leave Your Hat On
Ruby
Accidentally in Love
Cruise
Afternoon Delight
Wagon Wheel
Obsessed With You
I don't know any S-Chords songs
Any song I can perc to
14/17

What do you buy at the store?

Hair product
Lighter fluid
Icy hot
Gatorade
Vermont maple syrup
15/17

How do you seduce a woman?

Poop jokes
Wash her dishes
Watch Project Runway with her
Talk about fake childhood dreams
Make her laugh
16/17

What movie describes your life?

Glory Road
Slumdog Millionaire
Shrek 2
Into the Wild
The Departed
Mr. Bean
Nacho Libre
Larkin Love sucks a big cockk or Star Wh0res: Return of the Jizzz. I can't decide.
17/17

What are you going to be when you grow up?

Winner of a Nobel Prize in chemistry
Walt Disney
D-Rob
A doctor, of course
Inmate convicted of arson
Trailblazer
Trail"blazer"