What Kind of Jacob are you? Jacob has been alive for many a year and is a man of many personalities. Which side of Jacob are you? CharlotteAlan published on April 09, 2014 Stacked 1/10 It's Friday night. What are you doing? Babysitting. Was that even a question? Playing video games. My retinas are on fire. Talking on the phone. That depends… are there snack in the cupboard? If so, I'm watching Netflix with the fan and using those brownie points to get an all-access pass to the fan... 2/10 Your sister breaks your leg. What would be your most vivid memory from the experience? Getting lots of free passes out of things. i.e. Not having to do as many chores. Racing said sister down driveway and winning even though you only have one good leg. The smell of your leg when the cast came off. Saving the cast in your closet for unknown reasons. 3/10 You forgot it was a family member's birthday until they reminded you. What do you do? Say "oh it's your birthday? I thought that was tomorrow" and say completely wrong date. Say "oh yeah hold on" and run to your room to carve them a race car out of a bar of soap. Laugh and say " my bad. happy birthday" and thats it. Say "I know! Surprise! Happy birthday! Because one of your siblings is bound to have bought the relative a gift and claimed it was from the both of you. 4/10 You are bored in class. What is your solution? Skip a grade. you are bored because you are #2Cool4Skool Snapchat your friend Doodle on your paper Roam the halls like the rebel you are. 5/10 A fight breaks out in the house. This is potentially dangerous because you are the only human of your gender in the building. What is your next move? Kiss your parent's forehead to remind them that all is well. It was a miscommunication. Slowly sneak into your room and pretend you aren't there. Start making food. If they are arguing, they won't notice you are eating 3 whole boxes of cereal. Nothing because you are already in your room and video games>family. 6/10 There is a bug/rodent in the kitchen. How do you handle it? FUH-REAK OUT. Leave it there. Not yo problem. Save it's life by capturing it and releasing it outside. Die inside/cry a little because you have somehow (sexism) been designated as pest control in your house and have to take care of it despite an extreme phob... 7/10 Pick a Color Blue Brown Burgundy Baby Blue 8/10 Pick a Town Rochester, NH Raleigh, NC Buckingham, VA Charlottesville, VA 9/10 You have 50 bucks and can only spend it at Walmart. Save it. Someone you care about is having a birthday soon and you want to get them something special. Buy a videogame Buy candy. Put it in your newly opened bank account. You are such a grownup! 10/10 What is your rap name? WakeUp Jacob Jay Kub DJ Jay A. Hardcore Hardin
