Which member of the Miller family are you? We're like the Kardashians of PDX... except not. Working-class, Irish-ish swag. twinklepuff9 published on February 08, 2014 Stacked 1/15 You're shopping for a bathing suit. What do you pick? Something athletic, colorful and speedy A teeny tiny little bikini, size XS A tankini from Land's End Eh, I'll just wear some old shorts I bought in '77 Water makes me angry MY BIRTHDAY SUIT Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive 2/15 Vacation time!! Where do you want to go? Massachusetts and Massachusetts alone. Somewhere with a body of water to swim in Somewhere you can take your dog Somewhere with lots of trees and snow and wifi Somewhere you've been before so you don't get too confused I don't travel. I hate traveling. Nowhere. You continue to attempt to survive. 3/15 Some jammin' rap music comes on the radio. What's your reaction? Immediately change the station in disgust Turn it up really loud and twerk Comment condescendingly on the amount of bad language in the song Shrug and keep listening. Rap's cool, yo. Make a scathingly skeptical face and go back to sleep Get confused by the siren noises in the background of the song Nothing. Continue to attempt to survive. 4/15 Time to sit down and read a book. What is it? Harry Potter for the 678903458743th time Howard Zinn The Newspaper A cute book with good morals and values reading is for peasants the label on a stolen item of food Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 5/15 Biggest pet peeve? Life Jackets Republicans Teen idols Inappropriate movies Everyone locked doors nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 6/15 Which Star Trek character do you identify most with? Spock Scotty Uhura Kirk cuz he's HOT A tribble the gorn No one. You continue to attempt to survive. 7/15 What is your preferred superpower? flight mind reading super strength communication with animals the ability to turn anything into food mind control nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 8/15 Benedict Cumberbatch appears on the TV screen. How do you react? Get excited but not TOO excited. Roll your eyes and say "Not Buckington Flabberpatch." Remain indifferent Scream at the top of your lungs and cry tears of joy and start planning your wedding to him in the back of your mind Get confused if he makes a loud sound or rings a doorbell Narrow your eyes with hostility and go back to sleep Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 9/15 You win a couple of concert tickets to go see your favorite artist. Who is it? Flogging Molly or CAKE Neil Young LADY GAGA Some sort of Beatles revival group I hate music. It's too loud. What's music? Is it a food? No one. You continue to attempt to survive. 10/15 You're drawing a picture of a cat. What does it look like? A very detailed, realistic cat a barely-recognizable stick cat with fangs Benedict Cumberbatch A cute little sketch of a kitty Drawing is dumb. Let me sleep. We'll never know. I ate the drawing. Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 11/15 Your hidden talent is... Dashboard drumming Speaking in a Russian accent Cheating at Battleship Healing the ill Hiding in odd places Inconspicuous vomiting Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive 12/15 After a long day of hard work, it's TV time. What do you watch? Mythbusters or Star Trek Some trashy teen show like Pretty Little Liars or Gossip Girl ESPN or some World War II show Downton Abbey or Desperate Housewives The TV bothers you; too much light and sound. You just want to sleep. Commercials with food in them Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 13/15 You're picking out a pet at the pet store. What do you choose? Some exotic bird/reptile/horse thing A couple neon fish in a bag The sweetest, fluffiest, wuffiest kitty cat A Labrador puppy I hate animals Anything with a butt I can sniff!!!! Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 14/15 Your biggest fear is... Foreign food Benedict Cumberbatch getting married Loosing money/debt heights Fear is for inferior beings the vacuum cleaner Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive. 15/15 A weird plot twist happens in Sherlock. What do you do? Pretend you knew it would happen Squeal and spazz about the beauty of Cumberbatch Make everyone shut up Continue knitting I already told you that I despise television Eat an something that isn't food Nothing. You continue to attempt to survive.
