~~What Super Hero Are You? (Both Marvel And DC)~~

Possibilities: Batman, Superman, Iron-man, Captain America, Thor, Spiderman and Hawkman

published on October 14, 2015
1/6

Hello! How are you today?

Fine as well as my comrade, how about you? (Me: Okay, I guess.)
Hey! what's up!? I'm doing snazzy.
For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do (Me: Wow, just wow, only Thor fans would get this.)
Hello.
'sup
*sighs* All of these answers are absurd.
Hi, my name is Batman. (Me: WHAT?)
2/6

Your Color?

Your Color?
Deep, blood red.
OTHER
Black, black BLACK!
Red/Blue/White
Red/Yellow
Blue/Silver
Gold
3/6

What is your catchphrase? Or... not....

Tell me where the trigger is. Then... you have my permission to die!
YOU THINK YOU CAN THREATEN MY MOTHER?
Senator Stern: My priority is to get the Iron Man weapon turned over to the people of the United States of America.

(You): Well, you can forget it. I am Iro...
He told me you were insane.... (Me: WHO DID?!)
I have no plans to die today!
*runs in the room panting* Sorry I'm late, it's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries. *hands me cranberries*
Me: God, I hate waiting for people to answer...
You: But you love talking. Shut up.
4/6

Let's try this--

AWAY WITH YOU, MORTAL!!!
*silence* You can keep talking, ya know..
*laughs* This and that, where's my money?
*silence* Oh no... is this Earth's way of.... nevermind
Keep talking, you got miles to go...
Nope... just NOPE..
Yea, yea, catchphrase this, catchphrase that, when's the fighting?
5/6

Well, since the majority of you won't cooperate.. Sorry it's kinda stupid.

NO!! PLEASE!
'Tis the time to go? (Me: *sighs* Yeah...) Silver no... NO!
Okay, where's my money? (Me: very funny..)
Why? I don't come from-- (Me: Don't YOU even start.) *whimpers*
*dark voice* Keep it going.
...
You want forgiveness? Get Religion.
6/6

STOP!

Tis' Hammer Time. For Odin.
Wut?
WHAT DID I DO NOW?!
Spoder time :P (Me: No.. just no...)
Huh?
Batman Time.
*turns around* You didn't figure out my real identity did you? (Me: Uhhh, no...) Crap...