should you take a shower

r u a big stinky stinker that needs a bath hmmm does anybody remember mclobster?

published on March 27, 2021
1/6

how much dirt have you touched today?

none
a little
a lot
2/6

are you a greasy middle schooler going through puberty?

yes
yes but i'm not in middle school
no
3/6

is the weather humid where u are

yes
no
4/6

have you been recently told you need a shower?

yes
no
5/6

when was the last time you've showered?

today/last night
yesterday/ two days ago
more than two days
6/6

have you been outside lately?

yes
no
i have not seen the sun in years