Are you my type? FOR GUYS ONLY! SORRY, NO HOMO

Are you my type? FOR GUYS ONLY! SORRY, NO HOMO

Could you possibly be my type? Take this to find out. I'm serious and I'm not that hard to impress!

published on May 27, 2011
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What do you look like?

Tall, brown hair, blue eyes
Short, black hair, brown eyes
Medium, blonde, green eyes
Tall, black hair, blue eyes
Some other choice
Um.... I have red hair
2/27

Where would you choose to go for a first date?

Picnic out in the woods
Movies
Stroll around town
Somewhere formal
McDonalds
3/27

Do you like music?

Yeah, cuz I know you can sing!
Heck to the yes, cuz I'm a musician
No
Maybe, depends
What's music?
Yeah, screamo!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
4/27

What would you say to me?

You are beautiful today as you are every day
Some cheesy pick up line like, "Do you have a bandaid, cuz I scraped my knee falling for you."
Hello, you must have fallen from heaven, CUZ UR FACE IS MESSED UP!
5/27

What would you do for my Birthday?

Buy a ring
Get a puppy and candy
A cute card and a teddy bear with a rose
Bring you to an awesome concert!
6/27

Which do you think is more romantic?

Christmas Eve
Valentines Day
Hawaii
A snowy day
7/27

If you were to cheat on me, what would you do?

Go behind your back until you found out
Tell you straight up and avoid any... painful punishments I would recieve
WHEN WOULD I EVER CHEAT ON YOU?!
8/27

What comes first?

Me, you, friends, family
Family, friends, you, me
They all come first!
It's just you and me baby!
9/27

What matters more?

Love
Money
Something..... else ;) If you catch my drift
10/27

How old are you? (Don't lie)

Teenager
Old person
Super young person
Around your age (11-15 yrs old)
EXAC TLY UR AGE!!! 13!!! :)
11/27

How do you treat your mother?

With complete and utter respect
Like a queen
What mother?
Like I treat a slave, what else are mothers good for?
12/27

From the questions I've asked, do I sound annoying?

Completely! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
No, keep talking.
A little but I don't mind
13/27

If you were to see me with another guy, what would you do?

Confront me
Avoid me
Understand that he was just a friend
Dump me on the side of the road like yesturday's trash
Try to keep me away from him
Act differently to attract me
14/27

What's the perfect story line for a relationship?

Romeo and Juliet
Cinderella
Sleeping Beauty
Snow white
Shrek
I don't know any fairytale love stories (CUZ IMA MANLY GUY)
The Hunger Games
Something that involves MONEY BABY!!!
15/27

Are you shy or outgoing? In control or passive?

Shy and passive
In control and outgoing
What ever you want me to be <3
TOTALLY HOT, but self-absorbed
16/27

How much you weigh? (don't lie)

Off the scale
What I should
Around your weight (120lbs)
It's all muscle
It's all jiggly
17/27

I have....

A normal stomach
A rootbeer gut :)
A 2-pack
A 4-pack (Same as you)
A 6-or higher pack
18/27

I like being kissed...

On the neck
Lips
Ears
EVERYWHERE
On my forehead
On my cheek (What is this, 2nd grade?)
19/27

This quiz is...

Completely stupid
A waste of my time
Entertaining
Wonderful
Informative...If that's possible...
Worth it my darling
I don't know
Why am I taking this?
20/27

I've gotten to...

Not even to 1st base
1st base
2nd base
3rd base
I MADE A HOMERUN!
21/27

The best thing in a girl is...

Her talent
How cute she is when she's shy
Her butt/others
What she's willing to give
How smart she is
How she looks at me
How she smiles when she sees me
There's a best thing in a girl?
22/27

I am...

Protective
Clingy
Like a huge teddybear! I love to cuddle/snuggle
Whiny
unable to show any emotion
Romantic
Funny
Witty (Smart)
Charming
Very awkward to be around
Emotionally disturbed (Emo)
23/27

What animal best describes you?

Penguin
Rabbit
Badger
Dog
Mouse
Wolf
Lizard
Frog
Hyena
Cheetah
Bear
Moose
24/27

Do I sound like an interesting person?

Yes, absolutely!
I think I'm already in love with you! <3
Nope, my grandma is more interesting than you...
A toilet is more interesting than you!
Sorta...Kinda...Yah
25/27

If you won $1,000,000,000 you would...

Give it to charity
Come see me
Go crazy and throw a huge party (I, of course would be invited)
Save it for college, a car, a house... later, a family
Light it on fire
Dump you and buy me some CHICKS!!!
Why does it concern you? You ain't in any of my plans...!!
I don't really know.... I'll probably just do something greedy with it...
26/27

Before becoming my boyfriend you had to be_______.

A random guy
A famous/rich guy
A bum
A girl
Your bestfriend
proven loyal, trustworthy, and pass any test thrown at me
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FINAL QUESTION: If I were to come up to you crying... What would you do?

Say,"Who's butt am I kickin' Babe?"
Say, "Who are you?"
Say,"What happened my dear?"
Slap me and tell me, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!"
Distract me with something I like (Ice cream, candy, pretty flowers...etc.) while you go kick some booty!
Push me away and say, "Don't cry on my polester shirt!"
Say, "Do I look like a shoulder to cry on?"