A little look at latent lodging longings

A little look at latent lodging longings

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published on May 01, 2013
1/9

How do you feel about this house?

How do you feel about this house?
It is pretty.
Get rid of it.
I don't feel. I'm secretly a robot.
2/9

Would you live in this house?

Would you live in this house?
Absolutely.
Not at all.
I'm indecisive and need a middle ground.
3/9

Is this a nice house?

Is this a nice house?
No, it is a yucky house.
I neither like it nor dislike it. Deal with it.
Sure.
4/9

How about this house?

How about this house?
I don't like it, leave me alone...
It is okay I suppose.
I love it!
5/9

And this one?

And this one?
I feel conflicted.
Oh my god, that is amazing.
No. Just no. No.
6/9

You know the drill.

You know the drill.
I'd rather live in a giant fluffy duck.
It is mine.
I don't want it.
7/9

Would you want this house?

Would you want this house?
Yessssir.
No.
If you're giving for free, I wouldn't say no...
8/9

What do you think of this?

What do you think of this?
It isn't bad.
Love it.
Hate it.
9/9

Tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Not that.
I'll take it.
I'm on the fence. Can you get me down?