are you Wayne Kelly

This is a questionaire designed to reveal if you are Wayne Kelly, or, if you are not Wayne Kelly. No more must you spend your time plagued with unremmiting doubts and the troubling suspicion that you may or may not be, Wayne Kelly. I had to write more words in the description, because apparently this description is to short, so I wrote that last paragraph, but, you know, "brevity is the soul of wit", as they say.