on February 05, 2023
on February 05, 2023
I never would have left you alone
Here on your own glued to your phone
Never would have left you alone
For someone else to take you home
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit See More
I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus you know my clothes would fit
Boyfriend by Dove Cameron
Here on your own glued to your phone
Never would have left you alone
For someone else to take you home
I could be a better boyfriend than him
I could do the shit that he never did
Up all night, I won't quit See More
I'm gonna steal you from him
I could be such a gentleman
Plus you know my clothes would fit
Boyfriend by Dove Cameron
on February 05, 2023
the fact i survived the night on fvcking monster drinks. anyways wake ur ass up mf's its time to get ur ass up and get ready for the day
on February 05, 2023
How to POLITELY!!! say no to a guy that is hitting on u in ~TeXt~
Plan A: Tell them ur not into them
If that doesnt work
Plan B: Tell them your lesbian (or if ur a guy tell them ur straight)
And if that STILL DOESNT work
Plan C: just !!POLITELY!! tell them to leave u alone and ur getting uncomfy
and if that DOSENT WORK STILL (fvcking asshole) See More
Plan D: If they are sexually talking to u and u dont like it block their ass
And if SOMEHOW they are unblocked and they text you again
Plan F: Ignore them
If ur like me and ur a nosy bitch and just wanna get ur self in trouble
Plan G: Say things that will piss them off or enough to leave u alone
And if ur a stupid mf like me who dont know shit to say
Plan H: Expose their ass :)
And if they are still talking to u just tell them to just go fvck themselves
Stay safe lads (?/p ❤?❤ ily/p)
Plan A: Tell them ur not into them
If that doesnt work
Plan B: Tell them your lesbian (or if ur a guy tell them ur straight)
And if that STILL DOESNT work
Plan C: just !!POLITELY!! tell them to leave u alone and ur getting uncomfy
and if that DOSENT WORK STILL (fvcking asshole) See More
Plan D: If they are sexually talking to u and u dont like it block their ass
And if SOMEHOW they are unblocked and they text you again
Plan F: Ignore them
If ur like me and ur a nosy bitch and just wanna get ur self in trouble
Plan G: Say things that will piss them off or enough to leave u alone
And if ur a stupid mf like me who dont know shit to say
Plan H: Expose their ass :)
And if they are still talking to u just tell them to just go fvck themselves
Stay safe lads (?/p ❤?❤ ily/p)
on February 05, 2023
How to POLITELY!!! say no to a guy that is hitting on u outside (cus yall rude mf's need to learn somthin)
Plan A: Tell them ur not into them
If that doesnt work
Plan B: Tell them your lesbian (or if ur a guy tell them ur straight)
And if that STILL DOESNT work
Plan C: just !!POLITELY!! tell them to leave u alone and ur getting uncomfy
and if that shit STILL DOSENT WORK See More
Plan D: Beat. Their. Ass. yaknow what? Call me up ill beat their ass for u
And if they STILL try to ask u out
Plan F: Here you go buddy *knife* :) (dont kill them thats my job just yaknow give them a lil swing :))
And if ur a pussy and u dont swing
Plan G: Run like a mf
And if they are chasing u (i had that happen before its not fun)
Plan H: Round-house-kick the fvck out of them
THENNN run to ur house as fast as u can and lock everything and make sure ur NOT home alone :)
Stay safe lads (?/p ❤?❤ ily/p)
Plan A: Tell them ur not into them
If that doesnt work
Plan B: Tell them your lesbian (or if ur a guy tell them ur straight)
And if that STILL DOESNT work
Plan C: just !!POLITELY!! tell them to leave u alone and ur getting uncomfy
and if that shit STILL DOSENT WORK See More
Plan D: Beat. Their. Ass. yaknow what? Call me up ill beat their ass for u
And if they STILL try to ask u out
Plan F: Here you go buddy *knife* :) (dont kill them thats my job just yaknow give them a lil swing :))
And if ur a pussy and u dont swing
Plan G: Run like a mf
And if they are chasing u (i had that happen before its not fun)
Plan H: Round-house-kick the fvck out of them
THENNN run to ur house as fast as u can and lock everything and make sure ur NOT home alone :)
Stay safe lads (?/p ❤?❤ ily/p)
i just say "eww wtf no- ur legit crusty go take a fckn shower holy shit" then i leave uwu
on February 05, 2023
on February 05, 2023
not me up at 1 a.m. playing Pokemon and surviving off of marshmallows
on February 05, 2023
when ur trying to insult someone that u love but u just cant and u end up crying
on February 05, 2023
im a fvcking idiot-
on February 05, 2023