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Me: laughing so hard I fall off my chair with heavenly music playing

Drunk dude: "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!"

Walmart employee:(asks friend) is he drunk, or crazy?

Friend:both.

Walmart employee: oh. See More

Friend: can we kick him out? Please?

Walmart employee: alright. Get out!

Drunk guy: *still screaming, "the Lord has spoken" at the top of his lungs as he gets thrown out

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