Comfort (oc)'lock

i hardly talk abt my ocs and i don’t remember much because i ripped all their ref sheets.

all i remember is that they lived in a kingdom and one of them was like a half angel half devil and he made a new kingdom mixed with heaven and hell and he killed everyone except my other ocs

whats r ur oc's opinions on using the word senpai

heres an incorrect quote
jingley after her and bouncy fight:

merri: uh, jingley, are you alright?
jingley: bouncy used to call me jingley...
merri: uh yeah, i sure hope he did, considering thats your fuccking name

i never post here lets change that

talking about gay people that don't exist is my new coping mechanism

dumb sappy stuff about them cuz im sad

-all of serio's pet names for lewis are in russian, they range from things like sweetheart to nutsack and lewis can never tell the difference
-serio has faked a stroke to get out talking about his feelings, everyone pretty much had to corner him like an animal to get him to admit he's sad
-lewis has a gap in his teeth and serio thinks it's adorable
-neither are that protective but serio will kill you if lewis tells him to
-serio: *beating See More someone to death*
lewis: "ur doing great sweatie :)"
-nobody confessed first they just kinda made out one day and agreed they were bfs
-because serio is such a big boyo he just casually carries lewis whenever he wants
-"not to sound dramatic or anything but i will kill god for this dumbass man" -serio at some point
-serio keeps all the pictures lewis draws him in a safe :)

dumb random things about them

serio:
-he's 35, a capricorn
-he walks into doorframes a lot
-loves disney movies
-hates catholicism, still a catholic
-he cries when he's drunk, like excessively See More
-nobody knows what to do because nobody was expecting that
-his alcohol tolerance is decent, a lot better than lewis'
-his hair is kinda long and secretly loves it when people play with it
-he really is like a st. bernard, a big ol puppy :) that can fυck you up :)
-used to put his hair up, but lewis said it looks cute when it's down so now he only ties it when he needs to
-cats are naturally attracted to him
-at some point he just shows up with his arms full of stray kitties
-lewis let's him keep one and he names it feliks (because it means lucky)
-feliks has one eye
-plays bass, he's actually really good at it, he's never been in a band tho
-he doesn't write songs he just kinda plays whatever comes to mind
-favorite genre is soul

lewis:
-he's 31, a taurus
-all his exes are insane, like they're not mean just batshit crazy
-nobody knows how he ended up with them
-has 7 dogs back at home, they're all hounds
-their names are pepper, martha, honey, maxwell, julia, penny, and sadie
-high school dropout
-his dad died a few months after he was born, isn't actually torn up about it or anything but still uses that fact to guilt people
-apart from that his family is pretty big, not to mention he grew up in a small town where everyone knows each other
-he's got 3 brothers and 2 sisters, all are older than him
-if you ever met his mom you'd see why he gets along with serio so well, she's a total ice queen
-he loves to draw, he'd make portraits of everyone when got he bored on their trip
-obligatory sappy thing about drawing serio
-he got into art at a real young age after he started drawing his dogs
-he never sells his work it's just a hobby
-has no distinct sleep schedule, he just sleeps whenever he wants throughout the day
-sleeps next to his gun (unloaded of course)
-favorite color is purple :)

lewis in a shellnut:
-from nowhere texas yeehaw
-choatic bi
-loves his job, thought sniping sounded cool when was 9 so his mom gave him a gun and told him to go do it
-i mean, it's texas, who was gonna stop him
-small sized himbo with a 15,000 dollar rifle
-isn't actually that short (he's 5'10 but serio's still a foot taller than him) See More
-his gun's name is jenny
-loves it like it's his child and gets offended if u don't call it by 'her' name
-modified it himself and is very proud of that
-he's very aware of his chaotic energy and weaponizes it
-"why can't we just causally kiss our friends? like platonically" - lewis at some point
-has two modes: asleep and a w a k e
-why is he going to kill joseph stalin? money
-local hick gets hired to kill a dictator by US government
-he doesn't go alone of course, he gets a whole van full of cool guns and 3 extra pals that i prolly won't mention cuz this isn't their gay love story
-russia is a big country, so driving from abakan to moscow is gonna take a lil while
-he doesn't meet serio until after a few weeks into their trip
-they tried to hold up a gas station but serio's a cop in small town russia so he's seen much worse
-lewis and pals are promptly arrested, initiate gay panic
-just a goofin goofball trying to have a good time while wearing cowboy hats and commiting war crimes
-very aware of how thick his accent is so he plays up the cowboy thing
-people always end up underestimating him because of his playful nature, he was picked to kill stalin for a reason y'know
-he's a sweet lil spaz that many tend to forget kills for a living
-genuinely likes horses

these r my boys serio and and lewis from my gay road trip comfort story about being gay and killing joseph stalin

seriozhenka in a shellnut:
-only 4 people are allowed to call him serio, his parents, brother, and lewis
-grew up catholic, hated it
-his family really is only 3 people, everyone else is dead from alcohol poisoning or cancer (im totally not projecting)
-he doesn't talk with his parents much anymore, solely because they're so old it's hard for them to converse
-has See More a default vendetta against americans, not for cold war purposes but because they never say his name right
-got roped into being cop cuz he wanted to stick with his 2 only friends
-if it was up to him he'd live in the woods with nobody except cats and huskies
-god he loves cats
-god he loves huskies
-if phones existed in the 50s he'd text lewis nothing but cat memes
-naturally intimidating, he can't help it
-he's tall af, jacked, and has god tier resting bitch face that no strict mother could compare to
-he's in no way hostile, but he very much can snap u in half
-doesn't help that he's pretty cold as a person, he'll open up eventually but it takes a while before noticable progress
-vulnerability issues incorporated
-only decided to go with lewis cuz he's ???? ?????? ???
-so prone to being miserable he doesn't even realize it
-jokes about if a bus came at him he wouldn't move, everyone is worried
-#itshardgettingtherapyintheUSSR
-speaks 4 languages and constantly brings that up
-braincell of the group
-don't get me wrong tho he does some dumb shit
-has a sense of humor buried in his up-tight ass somewhere

am i also allowed to rant about my comfort ocs or this is a tonya page now