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I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words
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on January 31, 2016
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Hunter is being very SALTY right now :3
SEA what I did there?
He needs to CLAM down.
CLAM-MATES gather around!
Oh, your so full of ALABONLEY!!
CLAM MEETING!
order in the CLAM See More
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The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
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Sevas_Ren
Gaaah!*dead*
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ChocolerryPOP
I don't think that's pawsible @Redik but I'll try
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Sevas_Ren
Stop please! You'll kill me!
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When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland
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I relish the fact that you've mustard to ketchup to me
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The one who invented the door knocker got a No-Bell prize
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Hey, I can play the TROMBONE.
My friends say they like it but it goes THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER for them.
Although, I do work hard and quite a bit on playing it, A SKELETON!
...ok...I will walk away now...
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Hunter: SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME, HER PUN-MODE IS ACTIVATED!
And its over 9,000?
Hunter: AHHHHHHHHHH
Oh, clam down!
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breann.west.5
XDXD
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@breann.west.5
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Speaking of them >.>
I think my dad just got a TROMBONER.
Also, Never eat a clock.
it is very TIME consuming.
Hunter: WHY. WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FIND THIS SITE?! See More
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breann.west.5
BUT.....YOU FORGOT "TromBONER."
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing-but it let out a little whine
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Sevas_Ren
Oh my...
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ChocolerryPOP
Maybe, but I'm looking at a website with tons of these puns @Redik
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Sevas_Ren
... Did Sans taught this to you?
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Have ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming
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Why thank you.
( OOOH I HAS ANOTHER PUN XD )
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ChocolerryPOP
XD good one @XxusernamexX
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... *looks at Hunter* I know SOMEONE who tried to eat a clock...
I worked hard to clean it up, a SKELETON!
Hunter: OH MY GOD.
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breann.west.5
UGH, ROBERT TOLD THAT TO ME ON FRIDAY!!
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I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
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on January 28, 2016
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customer: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
waiter: "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
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on January 28, 2016
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
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on January 28, 2016
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Did you hear that the Italian chef died? No? It's really sad that he PASTA way!
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on January 27, 2016
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actually happened:
my friend: *draws a skeleton*
me: woah, thats good!
my friend: it took a lot if work, a skele-ton
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on January 27, 2016
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Sans: It's getting a little BONELY here in Snowdin!
At least I have a SKELETON of things to keep my busy!
Papyrus: THATS BONESOME NYEHEHEHEHEHE
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on January 26, 2016
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Dejamoo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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on January 26, 2016
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Austria was Hungary so he got Turkey but it was from KFC so it was covered in Greece.
America was a Russian to the kitchen to Czech the fridge for some.
TROLL

"Doctor, I think I SPAINED my ankle."
"Well just dont put any PRUSSIA on it!"
TROLL

Whats it called when your running to the bathroom? - Russian See More
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on January 26, 2016
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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a motorcycle?
A tire (attire) hohoho
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on January 26, 2016
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Why couldnt the bicycle roll?
Because it was too tired (two tired) hahaha
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Im watching MLP!
Aww. That Cutie!
(Cutie Mark! XD)
That Sucked.
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