Your qoutes

1. N*gga?! Who said you coud touch that?!
2. THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I EVA SAW! ITS A GRANDMAMA WITH A GRANDPAPA! (Made this one today. XD)
3. Look, there's a difference between skipping school and skipping class. Skipping class is kissin' with your boyfriend in da bathroom, hiding under the lunch tables and twerkin' in the school hallway. Skipping school is not being in that b*tch for da day! (Made this the other day.)
4. Look, can I say something crazy? .....I GOTZ See More THE POWER!
5. The party doesn't start until someone got steaming hot dogs on the grill and music! You know, thats what I do in the hood!
6. Wait, we gotta clean the house? Like Lawanda Adams, I GOTTA GO!

(The rest were from the top of my head)

A realationship is like a sculptor, and the two people in it are like clay. At first, the sculptor does nothing, and the clay stays the same. Slowly the sculptor starts to work, and the clay changes. Over time, the sculptor gets older, and so does the clay, and the clay is something different. When the sculptor is done, the clay is different in good and bad ways from the beginning.

"Are you motherfücking serious?!"
"Wanna know a secret? I don't give a fück!"
"Oh my god that was close! I almost gave a fück!"
"I'm getting real tired of your bullshit"
"I like bananas"
"DON'T TOUCH THAT! It might have Ebola, Malaria and AIDS."
"Oh my god.... You have no idea how many fücks I don't give..."

"OH MY FÜCK. HOLY FÜCK. OH MY MOTHERFÜCK!"
"I ship too many things..."
"Do I say fück too much?"
"OTP!!!!!!"

"nerd" is just jealousy in disguise

"Just because someone is quiet, doesn't mean they don't have anything to say,"
~@TheGryffindorMockingjay

"Dont wait the good times to be happy,just be happy and the good times will come"

Sadness is just the time when happiness is on vacation.

Stealing is borrowing without asking

"Im such a pervert~"
"Idiot!"
"If i ever done anything wrong to you,im sorry..."
"This annoys me so much..."