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Honestly I think the only phase/hyperfixation that had a positive effect on my life was sallyface bc it stopped my bmc phase and I met a lot of cool insta mutuals (and a platonic soulmate) that I've known for two years now plus the game slaps and 20 year old Sal from the beginning of chp 4 is so husband
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on February 26, 2021
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I feel like I just came out saying I'm a Jew and putting it in my bio ? I didn't feel like I was coming out when I said I was bi bc everyone on here is lgbt
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@fluttershy OMFG TODAYS PURIM?? Im such a bad Jew to make up for it I'll drink and make hamantaschen tomorrow thank you for reminding me on gawt
on February 26, 2021
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@fluttershy omg we're twinz ur my new bestie now
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It's embarrassing to say I can read Hebrew so I only say that "I can read a little Hebrew I just can't speak it or understand it" bc I know how to sound words out perfectly fine but I stutter and its humiliating. But I didn't go to Hebrew school for no reason
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nice!
on February 26, 2021
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some bitches be surprised when I say kike as if Jews are an oddity and that I cannot be a Jew and b all surprised when I clarify that I myself, am a Jew
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@southparkestellaismywife420 no no its okay I understand that dw bc it's not in the context that it would be used like that it's obvious to tell when ppl say it on purpose so yeah dw abt it
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sometimes i accidentally type that whe i say like bc the letters r rigut next to eachother so if i ever day that i Apologize!!!
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XxDxmxn
Cool!
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@Kitten_Snowflakes yuh !
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also don't call ppl Jews if they're Jewish lmao calling a Jew a Jew can be considered offensive
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Have I reminded yall that Misa and Catra are my wives L and Sal (fisher not sal from impractical jokers) are my husbands and that Im sexy yet?
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Sal fisher when he's in his 20's before the universe fvcked him over ??
on February 26, 2021
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I'm a cat person or a both person I just love animals but I'm a doggirl lmao I wear tail dog ears *barks cutely *doesn't stop fvcking barking
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@mkdmlucoaismywife420 fr ?? she look like katie from horton hears a who
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crepe
then youd have something in common with yuzu!
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@mkdmlucoaismywife420 I'll be inbred ??
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crepe
just be a kittydoggie. JK u cant LOL!
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this is only /hj bc Im getting tired of nya bitches I know how to bark cutely so thats my personality now
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the only "friend" of yuzus I like is kitten snowflakes if ur reading this girl I am ur qfeast mom now /hj
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XxDxmxn
ok!
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alice I will direct you towards the light fr
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oof- ok!
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goodmorning we got dunkin this morning bc we get dunkin every friday morning and when I tried to place my order on the mobile app the first time it said error so I placed it again and finally got my receipt right well when we pulled up to get our orders the lady said it said I placed my order twice so I ended up spending $9 on charli cold foams, hashbrowns, and glazed donuts (since fridays are free donut days) for my stepmom's birthday today I'm gonna go crayze
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XD
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I'm gonna take a massive shit from the cofffee soon I can feel it
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XxDxmxn
lucky!
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but at least Im going to the gym in a few hours lawl
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I only havw $14 in my bank account now fvck
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yall be talking so much shit abt qfeast but what if they decided to fvck around with yall one day and take it down yall would be soo brocken
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yumenikkifan101
yep
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@mkdmlucoaismywife420 @southparkestellaismywife420 wait fr ? sucks to be yall I was prob inactive
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crepe
they did already and i was freaking out ?
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yumenikkifan101
they did this already
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analyze my bio request analyze my bio
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holy shit ?
mpreg's Photo 2
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ofc LeikoMidoriya um idk the mha mf likes hazbin hotel
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therapy in 30 mins Im not excited at all!
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WAIT NOOO I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE A THERAPY APPOINTMENT TODAY NOOOO
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on February 25, 2021
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I will cry and kick if I'm not going to the gym today the body issues have been trying to get to me lately
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nvm talking abt my issues on here is embarrassing as hell
on February 25, 2021
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"and then Im gonna eat your girlfriend" has been stuck in my head all day just that not the rest of it
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on February 25, 2021
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hello today I broke down over english course work turns out I over complicated things once again! so characteristic of me
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on February 25, 2021
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took L and Misa so they couldn't be them lmao
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L and Misa my beloveds
on February 25, 2021
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