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On the news this senior who just graduated kept saying "um" every word in the most monotone voice and I was giggling and my stepmom ruined the entire joke by getting involved with it and by being fvcking loud and counting them I couldn't even hear him. When I

my stepmom doesnt stfu abt how whenever she lost her job she would paint a part of the house we get it girl u do u

i love your username

why does my stepmom keep talking abt her swollen ankle

I want to hear embracethelight on a debate team so bad hed probably say “riddle me this”

now what is this

I have ur balls in my mouf

its so funny how many usernames arent taken on here that I was able to make mine mpreg no underscore period or capitol

my stepmom just tried to guilt trip me into being apart of her "bunco group" in case one of the ladies cant show up and they need a substitute like no amount of shit can get me to join lmao. Every time they're over they're so loud and annoying and scream and I don't want them looking at me or asking me questions or screaming it makes the fight or flight initiate in me

just had those vanilla creamed powdered donuts from dunkin ohh shit was so good had my toes curling

why do white women want to relate to Your Best American Girl so bad like ? Yes Mitski said her songs are up for interpretation but she also said that song is about her experiences as a WOC and the song clearly cannot be related to unless u r a WOC. I have had mostly WOC friends my whole life and I've always noticed even the little things they have to go through that I have the privilege of not because Im white. They deserve a song they can relate to and an artist that listens See More to them and shares their experiences. The song is rlly good and u can listen to it, but trying to grasp at reasons to relate to it being a white girl is very dismissive of the songs meaning. Respect Mitskis wishes, don't interpret that song as anything other than what it is.

I want to change my name in the future but I just thought of the fact that I could make it a Hebrew/Jewish name ! My name is already hebrew (my dad made my actual hebrew name hannah/Channah which is so far off from [redacted] Idk what his thought process was especially since my birthname IS ALREADY HEBREW-) Once I learn Hebrew I'll see whats up since I can only barely read it I got rusty since my bat mitzvah

Im so confused

all the sexy bitches need glasses and have had braces so I think Im gonna level up if I find a good pair that looks good on me. Every single sexy bitch Ik needs glasses

if ur so mad at the invisible mf from hotel transylvania having curly hair and a big nose and not being a skinny frail guy u need to reevaluate bc.. yall draw him with a smaller nose and straight hair are being suspicious and weird even if he is white

the slow marching of time despises me. I just want soem spaghetti.

have an eye appointment next week and definitely gonna need glasses to pass the dmv test and get my permit. and my dad says once I have my glasses for a year I can finally have contacts. I hate everything you'll rue this day dmv you'll rue it

who the hell is the alphanotfound dream smp user and why do they have me blocked. who are you
I'm being dead serious do any of u know bc like wtf

gender shmender who cares I just want my balls sucked