On the news this senior who just graduated kept saying "um" every word in the most monotone voice and I was giggling and my stepmom ruined the entire joke by getting involved with it and by being fvcking loud and counting them I couldn't even hear him. When I
on May 24, 2021
my stepmom doesnt stfu abt how whenever she lost her job she would paint a part of the house we get it girl u do u
on May 23, 2021
i love your username
on May 23, 2021
I want to hear embracethelight on a debate team so bad hed probably say “riddle me this”
on May 23, 2021
I have ur balls in my mouf
on May 22, 2021
its so funny how many usernames arent taken on here that I was able to make mine mpreg no underscore period or capitol
on May 22, 2021
my stepmom just tried to guilt trip me into being apart of her "bunco group" in case one of the ladies cant show up and they need a substitute like no amount of shit can get me to join lmao. Every time they're over they're so loud and annoying and scream and I don't want them looking at me or asking me questions or screaming it makes the fight or flight initiate in me
almost every time they play a lady cant show up too so I'd probably have to go to every game and I would dread it. Im already getting my blood drawn today I don't need to be near mosquitos
on May 21, 2021
on May 21, 2021
just had those vanilla creamed powdered donuts from dunkin ohh shit was so good had my toes curling
on May 21, 2021
why do white women want to relate to Your Best American Girl so bad like ? Yes Mitski said her songs are up for interpretation but she also said that song is about her experiences as a WOC and the song clearly cannot be related to unless u r a WOC. I have had mostly WOC friends my whole life and I've always noticed even the little things they have to go through that I have the privilege of not because Im white. They deserve a song they can relate to and an artist that listens See More to them and shares their experiences. The song is rlly good and u can listen to it, but trying to grasp at reasons to relate to it being a white girl is very dismissive of the songs meaning. Respect Mitskis wishes, don't interpret that song as anything other than what it is.
on May 21, 2021
I want to change my name in the future but I just thought of the fact that I could make it a Hebrew/Jewish name ! My name is already hebrew (my dad made my actual hebrew name hannah/Channah which is so far off from [redacted] Idk what his thought process was especially since my birthname IS ALREADY HEBREW-) Once I learn Hebrew I'll see whats up since I can only barely read it I got rusty since my bat mitzvah
on May 21, 2021
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Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh my God
Fvck me, fvck me, fvck me, fu-fu-fu-fu
Listen up, bitch, I came to eat See More
Hey, this is Ayesha Erotica
The world's number one coke whore
You know
I came here to make one thing fvcking, clear
I'm a liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-literal legend
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-literal legend
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, literal legend
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Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hel, hel-hel-hel, hel-hel-hel-hel-hel
Everybody knows I shit, bitch!
I can be your Lindsay Lohan, I can be Madonna (Ugh)
I could be your Marilyn Monroe, I can be Rihanna (Ah)
So call me Courtney Love, I'm your extra dose of drama (Uh-huh)
Your fans call you mother but bitch, my fans call me mama (cvnt)
I can give you Paris Hilton, I can give you Janet (Uh-huh)
I could give you Björk, but I don't think you'd understand it (Okay)
I could give you sex doll, bitch, you love these legend lips (Yeah)
And baby, I could give you model
With these double A-cup tits, eeow
Icon, icon, i-i-i-i-icon, icon (con!)
Icon, icon, i-i-i-i-icon, icon (con!)
Icon, icon, i-i-i-i-icon, icon (cvnt)
Icon, icon, i-i-i-i
Listen, honey, you're over
I'm popping, bitch, like TNT
I'm in your head like PCP
And boys, they love my A & T
That's why I let them pee on me
I still don't fvck in Cadillacs
My pussy tastes like Apple Jacks
I'm looking gorgeous, looking sex
Who made you hoes go back to crack? (Me)
Hey BB, hey BB, hey BB, hey BB
Here's twenty dollars
Hey BB, hey BB, hey BB, hey BB
You know what?
Hey BB, hey BB, hey BB, hey BB
Here's twenty dollars
Hey BB, hey BB, hey BB
You know what? Keep the change
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-literal legend
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter
Liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-literal legend
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, literal legend
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh, literal legend
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Hel, hel-hel-hel, hel-hel-hel-hel-hel
Everybody knows I shit, bitch!
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Feminist
You might want to become more of a lady if you want men to like you
on May 21, 2021
all the sexy bitches need glasses and have had braces so I think Im gonna level up if I find a good pair that looks good on me. Every single sexy bitch Ik needs glasses
on May 20, 2021
if ur so mad at the invisible mf from hotel transylvania having curly hair and a big nose and not being a skinny frail guy u need to reevaluate bc.. yall draw him with a smaller nose and straight hair are being suspicious and weird even if he is white
@eltonite I get that ur right but its probably just the animation style ppl are fr redrawing him with a smaller nose and skinnier and shit and it rubs me the wrong way so bad
on May 20, 2021
on May 20, 2021
on May 19, 2021
have an eye appointment next week and definitely gonna need glasses to pass the dmv test and get my permit. and my dad says once I have my glasses for a year I can finally have contacts. I hate everything you'll rue this day dmv you'll rue it
on May 19, 2021
on May 19, 2021
who the hell is the alphanotfound dream smp user and why do they have me blocked. who are you
I'm being dead serious do any of u know bc like wtf
I'm being dead serious do any of u know bc like wtf
on May 19, 2021