on January 06, 2023
jaycow
created a
personality
quiz
what are you? (5)
on January 06, 2023
bee
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. See More
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
-whats that?
-thats a bee.
-whats a bee?
-*inhale* According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you
by buhhhubu April 13, 2018
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. See More
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
-whats that?
-thats a bee.
-whats a bee?
-*inhale* According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you
by buhhhubu April 13, 2018
on January 06, 2023
loona effect
The conditioned aversion towards a thing due to the annoying followers.
Comes from the kpop girl group Loona, whose fanbase made it their mission to spread the word "Stan Loona" on each and every unrelated topic, ironic or not, thus annoying a lot of people who in response refused to even acknowledge the group itself.
1: man, everyone keeps talking about Game of Thrones. It's started to annoy me so much, I'll never want to watch it.
2: same fam, got the worst Loona See More effect.
The conditioned aversion towards a thing due to the annoying followers.
Comes from the kpop girl group Loona, whose fanbase made it their mission to spread the word "Stan Loona" on each and every unrelated topic, ironic or not, thus annoying a lot of people who in response refused to even acknowledge the group itself.
1: man, everyone keeps talking about Game of Thrones. It's started to annoy me so much, I'll never want to watch it.
2: same fam, got the worst Loona See More effect.
on January 06, 2023
\Football
A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.
Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
by Tron/rinziler January 3, 2011
A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.
Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
by Tron/rinziler January 3, 2011
on January 06, 2023
Simpson Dick
You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.
Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.
Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
on January 06, 2023
Slut Jugs
Badly done, poor quality breast implants, most often seen on B-movie queens, low rent porn stars and women once boned by Tiger Woods.
Jamie Jungers has a pair of slut jugs!
Badly done, poor quality breast implants, most often seen on B-movie queens, low rent porn stars and women once boned by Tiger Woods.
Jamie Jungers has a pair of slut jugs!
on January 06, 2023
Small Dick Energy
People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could See More just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
John wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could See More just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
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i was just touched by a spirit i am freaking out what to do
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Lo, children
are an heritage of the LORD:
and the fruit of the womb
is his reward.
As arrows
are in the hand of a mighty man; so
are See More
children of the youth.
Happy
is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Verse: Psalm 127:3-5
Version: KJV
are an heritage of the LORD:
and the fruit of the womb
is his reward.
As arrows
are in the hand of a mighty man; so
are See More
children of the youth.
Happy
is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
Verse: Psalm 127:3-5
Version: KJV
on January 05, 2023
Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.
Verse: Psalm 34:14
Version: KJV
Verse: Psalm 34:14
Version: KJV
on January 04, 2023
Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus,
By a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh;
And
having an high priest over the house of God;
Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.
Let us hold fast the profession of
our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that See More promised;)
Verse: Hebrews 10:19-23
Version: KJV
By a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh;
And
having an high priest over the house of God;
Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.
Let us hold fast the profession of
our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that See More promised;)
Verse: Hebrews 10:19-23
Version: KJV
on January 04, 2023
jaycow created a page
daily bible verses
on January 04, 2023
daily bible verse
O give thanks unto the LORD; for
he is good: for his mercy
endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy
endureth
for ever. See More
O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy
endureth
for ever.
Verse: Psalm 136:1-3
Version: KJV
O give thanks unto the LORD; for
he is good: for his mercy
endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy
endureth
for ever. See More
O give thanks to the Lord of lords: for his mercy
endureth
for ever.
Verse: Psalm 136:1-3
Version: KJV
on January 04, 2023
In whom we have redemption through his blood,
even the forgiveness of sins:
Verse: Colossians 1:14
Version: KJV
even the forgiveness of sins:
Verse: Colossians 1:14
Version: KJV
on January 04, 2023
Let your conversation
be without covetousness;
and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
So that we may boldly say, The Lord
is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.
Verse: Hebrews 13:5-6
Version: KJV
be without covetousness;
and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
So that we may boldly say, The Lord
is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.
Verse: Hebrews 13:5-6
Version: KJV
on January 04, 2023