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Look what personality I've got! What about you? i like @UwU_Potato_89
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ASK THEM OUT RN UWU.... Wait... But first, ask one of ur friends to ask if they like u. And If I was right, ASK THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what are you? (5)

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bee
According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground. See More
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loona effect
The conditioned aversion towards a thing due to the annoying followers.

Comes from the kpop girl group Loona, whose fanbase made it their mission to spread the word "Stan Loona" on each and every unrelated topic, ironic or not, thus annoying a lot of people who in response refused to even acknowledge the group itself.
1: man, everyone keeps talking about Game of Thrones. It's started to annoy me so much, I'll never want to watch it.
2: same fam, got the worst Loona See More
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\Football
A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.

Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
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Simpson Dick
You know how the Simpsons have yellow skin color? This includes the dicks of the male characters, yellow colored, like bananas. So basically a simpson dick is a banana.
Brandon: Hey dude remember when we got stoned the other day?
Dally: Yea man we started to think about evolution, thought we were monkeys, and then stuffed ourselves with simpson dicks when the munchies hit us!
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Slut Jugs
Badly done, poor quality breast implants, most often seen on B-movie queens, low rent porn stars and women once boned by Tiger Woods.
Jamie Jungers has a pair of slut jugs!
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Small Dick Energy
People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.

It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
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i was just touched by a spirit i am freaking out what to do
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From.p4ws.2.h4nds
oh sorry QwQ
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no really
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Lo, children
are an heritage of the LORD:
and the fruit of the womb
is his reward.
As arrows
are in the hand of a mighty man; so
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Depart from evil, and do good; seek peace, and pursue it.

Verse: Psalm 34:14

Version: KJV
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Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Jesus,
By a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh;
And
having an high priest over the house of God;
Let us draw near with a true heart in full assurance of faith, having our hearts sprinkled from an evil conscience, and our bodies washed with pure water.
Let us hold fast the profession of
our faith without wavering; (for he is faithful that See More
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daily bible verse
O give thanks unto the LORD; for
he is good: for his mercy
endureth for ever.
O give thanks unto the God of gods: for his mercy
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reading the bible rn
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In whom we have redemption through his blood,
even the forgiveness of sins:

Verse: Colossians 1:14

Version: KJV
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Let your conversation
be without covetousness;
and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
So that we may boldly say, The Lord
is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.

Verse: Hebrews 13:5-6

Version: KJV
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