Hasten Mike is the best autocorrect mistake I have ever made.
foilflingza
truuuu
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
hasten mike is senpai
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
SO me and my mom are carving our pumpkins and I carved Sollux into mine.
on October 21, 2015
The owner must really like Slenderman.
Ok, so I'm choosing slender theme stuff at the moment, but it doesn't mean that I like slender.
on November 11, 2015
on October 21, 2015
LlLlAaAtTtUuUlLlAaA
*passes out*
*passes out*
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
*listens to Pearl and Garnet's fusion music and remembers all the feelings I used to get from this song*
on October 21, 2015
TT: Drop some hard, peer-reviewed motherfuuckin' science on his ass.
TT: Some seriously government funded shit.
TT: It will destroy him.
JJNAJHBRGBHENWMNHDBS ROSE PLS
TT: Some seriously government funded shit.
TT: It will destroy him.
JJNAJHBRGBHENWMNHDBS ROSE PLS
on October 21, 2015
TG: you have no idea dude she is so in my grill
TG: like a stray hotdog that rolled down there
TG: and now its too much trouble to fish out with the tongs
TG: so you just watch it like crack and turn black
GA: Um Is This
GA: A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship
GA: Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong See More
BWAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
TG: like a stray hotdog that rolled down there
TG: and now its too much trouble to fish out with the tongs
TG: so you just watch it like crack and turn black
GA: Um Is This
GA: A Common Sort Of Practice In Human Courtship
GA: Watching Oblong Meat Products Tumble Into Places They Dont Belong See More
BWAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
on October 21, 2015
TG: does it even have a skull
TG: or a brain stem
TG: can you find out
TT: That sounds malicious.
LMAAOOOOOO
TG: or a brain stem
TG: can you find out
TT: That sounds malicious.
LMAAOOOOOO
on October 21, 2015
Do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge
BEN: *blushes hard* WHY DIDN'T I EAT THE POKEMON FOOD TODAY!???!! I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS!!!!!!
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
Send me a ship and I will tell you what I think!
Who's the chef:
Who's makes the bed:
Who wakes up first:
Who one that's always horny:
Who is more protective:
Who sings in the shower: See More
Who cries when watching a chick flick:
Who spends the most time in bookstore:
Who kisses more rougher than the other:
Who is more dominate:
My rating of the ship from 1-10:
Who's the chef:
Who's makes the bed:
Who wakes up first:
Who one that's always horny:
Who is more protective:
Who sings in the shower: See More
Who cries when watching a chick flick:
Who spends the most time in bookstore:
Who kisses more rougher than the other:
Who is more dominate:
My rating of the ship from 1-10:
Imma do Karezi first cuz I know more about the people in the ship
Who's the chef: idk man
Who's makes the bed: Karkat
Who wakes up first: Karkat
Who one that's always horny: maybe Karkat????? IDK See More
Who is more protective: Terezi
Who sings in the shower: Karkat (*cough*Karkalicious*cough*)
Who cries when watching a chick flick: idk
Who spends the most time in bookstore: maybe KK
Who kisses more rougher than the other: Terezi
Who is more dominate: prob Terezi
My rating of the ship from 1-10: -10000000
Who's the chef: idk man
Who's makes the bed: Karkat
Who wakes up first: Karkat
Who one that's always horny: maybe Karkat????? IDK See More
Who is more protective: Terezi
Who sings in the shower: Karkat (*cough*Karkalicious*cough*)
Who cries when watching a chick flick: idk
Who spends the most time in bookstore: maybe KK
Who kisses more rougher than the other: Terezi
Who is more dominate: prob Terezi
My rating of the ship from 1-10: -10000000
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
on October 21, 2015
*kicks Terezi off waifu list*
make room for Latula
make room for Latula
on October 21, 2015