we were watching the french dub of harry potter in class and someone asked what the killing spell thing was and i said 'arrivederci' instead of avada kedavra im so done
on September 12, 2017
on September 12, 2017
I have a stack of homework and tests to study for but I just had a nap and I'm playing mystic messenger for no reason at all except for me to feel more lonely
on September 11, 2017
ITS YA BOI
JOIIII
JOIIII
I ain't never wrong, my friend
one day, you'll wake up reincarnated as a chicken and you'll think, "wow that one weird chick from the internet was right"
one day, you'll wake up reincarnated as a chicken and you'll think, "wow that one weird chick from the internet was right"
on October 03, 2017
no vini it sounds like a stupid novel
bc it will basically be my life and a biography abt me sounds like the biggest waste of time and money
bc it will basically be my life and a biography abt me sounds like the biggest waste of time and money
on October 03, 2017
on September 10, 2017
thIS BITCH
I think there might be a bruise ony head, she kicked me in the face and I hit my head on the table fhdh
but it's ok I threw an apple at her and it hit her on the head haha
I think there might be a bruise ony head, she kicked me in the face and I hit my head on the table fhdh
but it's ok I threw an apple at her and it hit her on the head haha
on September 08, 2017
omg I just remembered
the other day in chinese school when the teacher (who can barely speak english) was trying to explain the word 'pursue' so she tried to say it in english and nobody understood her and this guy was like,
'pussy?'
and the whole class burst out laughing and she was so confused bc she didn't understand
the other day in chinese school when the teacher (who can barely speak english) was trying to explain the word 'pursue' so she tried to say it in english and nobody understood her and this guy was like,
'pussy?'
and the whole class burst out laughing and she was so confused bc she didn't understand
on September 07, 2017
duDE
there's an alternate universe where no JoJos or their allies die
but sob, it's only in EoH
BUT STILL
a world where Gyro never dies >:0
there's an alternate universe where no JoJos or their allies die
but sob, it's only in EoH
BUT STILL
a world where Gyro never dies >:0
YES,, o my god, get out of the house more, what a sad child
how's life under british control >:^)
i mean, it's prolly nothin for u bc the british have had control over aus before u were born
prolly, don't quote me on that
WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE FUNNY See More
IS FINDING SMTH FUNNY A KINK NOW??? WOW MY NEW KINK IS 'gyro zeppeli' THEN BC HE'S HIL-FRICKIN-ARIOUS
how's life under british control >:^)
i mean, it's prolly nothin for u bc the british have had control over aus before u were born
prolly, don't quote me on that
WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE FUNNY See More
IS FINDING SMTH FUNNY A KINK NOW??? WOW MY NEW KINK IS 'gyro zeppeli' THEN BC HE'S HIL-FRICKIN-ARIOUS
on September 30, 2017
WHAT SERIOUSLY???
that's what the british did with australia lmao
SURE JAMIE, SURE
I WAS BORKING TO GET ON UR NERVES BUT I BET IT BROUGHT SOMETHING OUTTA YOU HUUUH
that's what the british did with australia lmao
SURE JAMIE, SURE
I WAS BORKING TO GET ON UR NERVES BUT I BET IT BROUGHT SOMETHING OUTTA YOU HUUUH
on September 30, 2017
TUMBLEWEEDS ATTACK PEOPLE, WOW
yea, there's gun laws
but ur not supposed to kill ppl, sigh
i wish every bad person could live in Antarctica or w/e
IT'S NOT A KINK See More
I JUST RLY LOVE MESSIN W/ YOU
yea, there's gun laws
but ur not supposed to kill ppl, sigh
i wish every bad person could live in Antarctica or w/e
IT'S NOT A KINK See More
I JUST RLY LOVE MESSIN W/ YOU
on September 29, 2017
THEY LOOK FLUFFY IDK
SORRYYY IT MUST OF BEEN A PICTURE BOOK I READ AS A KID OR SMTH
oh dang that's sad,,
wait are there gun laws yet anywhere in the US?
THE HECC WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT A NORMAL FURRY BORK SOUNDS LIKE See More
I BET THATS YOUR KINK AHH
SORRYYY IT MUST OF BEEN A PICTURE BOOK I READ AS A KID OR SMTH
oh dang that's sad,,
wait are there gun laws yet anywhere in the US?
THE HECC WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT A NORMAL FURRY BORK SOUNDS LIKE See More
I BET THATS YOUR KINK AHH
on September 29, 2017
HOW are they cute wtf joy
http://kwes.images.worldnow.com/images/21348426_SA.jpg
WOW JOY DIE
and yea, sadly, along w/ chicago or w/e
luckily, i'm nowhere near those places See More
BORK LIKE A NORMAL FURRY OR I'LL SPAM W/ SONIC VORE ASAP
NOW BORK
http://kwes.images.worldnow.com/images/21348426_SA.jpg
WOW JOY DIE
and yea, sadly, along w/ chicago or w/e
luckily, i'm nowhere near those places See More
BORK LIKE A NORMAL FURRY OR I'LL SPAM W/ SONIC VORE ASAP
NOW BORK
on September 29, 2017
on September 06, 2017
that was the first (and hopefully last) time I've ever said
"shoot me with your banana dick"
i hate bananas what am I doing
"shoot me with your banana dick"
i hate bananas what am I doing
on September 06, 2017
yay it's finally the season for me to /try/ and wear a skirt
on September 05, 2017
haha ur my first victim in my quest to make ppl happy
JOY
you're honestly the coolest and nerdiest person I know, and I envy you bc you're a mix of the two greatest personalities on earth. though we only talk about jjba stuff, you really do brighten up my day. you have a weird talent of making me happy and laugh A LOT. (i was in math class and the teacher has this joke of a "creepy hand" and i thought of you making fun of me abt kira, and i started laughing a lot) you're my See More best fam bc you are there for me, even if you don't know it. ik this is might be weird bc i'm never emotional or share my feelings with you, but i just wanted to let you know bc i rly do appreciate you. a whole bunch, my dude :> ILY FAMMM and i'm so happy to be ur brojo :'^)
JOY
you're honestly the coolest and nerdiest person I know, and I envy you bc you're a mix of the two greatest personalities on earth. though we only talk about jjba stuff, you really do brighten up my day. you have a weird talent of making me happy and laugh A LOT. (i was in math class and the teacher has this joke of a "creepy hand" and i thought of you making fun of me abt kira, and i started laughing a lot) you're my See More best fam bc you are there for me, even if you don't know it. ik this is might be weird bc i'm never emotional or share my feelings with you, but i just wanted to let you know bc i rly do appreciate you. a whole bunch, my dude :> ILY FAMMM and i'm so happy to be ur brojo :'^)
YOS i finally did smth worthwhile tonight
and yes! even tho we've talked abt:
vegemite
steve irwin
(lack of) social skills See More
and some other stuff i forgot, but i rly don't care what we talk abt
i just like talkin to u cause ur a NERD
and yes! even tho we've talked abt:
vegemite
steve irwin
(lack of) social skills See More
and some other stuff i forgot, but i rly don't care what we talk abt
i just like talkin to u cause ur a NERD
on September 04, 2017
FGSHSH OMG JAMIE IM C R YING
we defs can talk abt other things too,, ur like one of the nicest ppl I've talked to tbh
thank you sm this makes me happy hh :'>
we defs can talk abt other things too,, ur like one of the nicest ppl I've talked to tbh
thank you sm this makes me happy hh :'>
on September 04, 2017
on September 04, 2017
this guy was doing a speech and his voice was so deep I couldn't understand what he was saying but every fifth word his voice would break and go all squeaky and I tried so hard not to piss myself bc that's rude
on September 03, 2017
my friend calls me crying about how she lost the x in her equation and seriously made realise how much of a nerd I am
on September 01, 2017
?happy spring c:
on October 02, 2017
ew yuck i don't wanna clean up after him nvm he can go fucc another maid I don't want him
wow jeez
it's like I'm stupid or smth huh
wow jeez
it's like I'm stupid or smth huh
on October 02, 2017
WELL HE WAS IN THE DREAM SO UH I ASSUMED?? IDK
poor diego,,,, he'd prolly be hangin w/ some of his fans in his bedroom tho, doing the do
that was so genius, i don't even wanna believe u made it
jk ily
poor diego,,,, he'd prolly be hangin w/ some of his fans in his bedroom tho, doing the do
that was so genius, i don't even wanna believe u made it
jk ily
on October 01, 2017
WHAT WHO SAID DIEGO WOULD BE THERE
he would just be third wheeling tbh
WOW DUDE
WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP
(don't hurt me)
he would just be third wheeling tbh
WOW DUDE
WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP
(don't hurt me)
on October 01, 2017
fine
have fun cleaning up after those two + diego bc ur takin my place
and diego's a JERK and i hope he dies
IDK BUT IT'S SO FUN TO LAUGH AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE BEGGING ME TO STOP
BORK AGAIN, JOY MY FRIEND
have fun cleaning up after those two + diego bc ur takin my place
and diego's a JERK and i hope he dies
IDK BUT IT'S SO FUN TO LAUGH AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE BEGGING ME TO STOP
BORK AGAIN, JOY MY FRIEND
on September 30, 2017
on September 01, 2017
I just saw a dog with a blanket on it and I did a double take bc I thought it was an old lady in a shawl walking on all fours omg
on September 10, 2017
also question;
how would a worm wear a bra
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tough-questions-funny-if-dog-wear-pants-17.jpg
how would a worm wear a bra
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/tough-questions-funny-if-dog-wear-pants-17.jpg
on September 10, 2017
on September 10, 2017
I KNOW RIGHT
LIKE ONCE MY FRIENDS JUST WALKED HOME AND THEN THEY MADE COOKIES DOUGH AND THEY JUST WRAPPED IT IN PLASTIC WRAP SO THEY COULD EAT IT LATER, THEN THEY LEFT SOME IN MY BAG SO I COULD HAVE SOME AND I DIDN'T REALISE UNTIL AGES LATER THAT THERE WAS COOKIR DOUGH IN MY BAG IT WAS GROSS
LIKE ONCE MY FRIENDS JUST WALKED HOME AND THEN THEY MADE COOKIES DOUGH AND THEY JUST WRAPPED IT IN PLASTIC WRAP SO THEY COULD EAT IT LATER, THEN THEY LEFT SOME IN MY BAG SO I COULD HAVE SOME AND I DIDN'T REALISE UNTIL AGES LATER THAT THERE WAS COOKIR DOUGH IN MY BAG IT WAS GROSS
on September 10, 2017
on August 30, 2017
joy i haTE YOU
how dare you say i am weeb???????
how dare you say i am weeb???????
yeh, but he scratches like a lil girl, ahahaha
he's p cool tho, he has the best render in the game
he's p cool tho, he has the best render in the game
on September 02, 2017
YESYESYES
i wanna do battles tho, so i can laugh when i beat up team dio
and diego fights funny valentine, and his combo is so aweSOME
alas, he doesn't turn into a dino, i think
i wanna do battles tho, so i can laugh when i beat up team dio
and diego fights funny valentine, and his combo is so aweSOME
alas, he doesn't turn into a dino, i think
on September 02, 2017
on September 02, 2017
kinda sorta??? there's a story mode, but u can do battles, like freeplay and cool junk
tournaments and stuff
kars and pet shop team up, which is rly cool
dio and giorno team up and giorno looked so eager to please his dad, aaa
tournaments and stuff
kars and pet shop team up, which is rly cool
dio and giorno team up and giorno looked so eager to please his dad, aaa
on September 02, 2017
on August 29, 2017
so I finally finished reading to kill a mockingbird and for some reason im just crying like I can't stop
im contemplating life in its entirety and how sad it makes me and I juST CANT STOP CRYING LIKE UGHG
im contemplating life in its entirety and how sad it makes me and I juST CANT STOP CRYING LIKE UGHG
WHO CARES
GYRO IS THE BEST
and since pucci did me a favor, i'm gonna stan him like he stans dio
RLY
NO, SHE UGLY See More
kind of
GYRO IS THE BEST
and since pucci did me a favor, i'm gonna stan him like he stans dio
RLY
NO, SHE UGLY See More
kind of
on September 07, 2017
on September 07, 2017
on September 07, 2017
on August 28, 2017
i wish that i lived in america so that i could buy things off amazon and not have to pay an extra 50 bucks shipping on literally everything
aw that sucks, what state are you from, if you dont mind me asking? there isnt much stuff you can buy in australia tbh,,
on August 26, 2017
on August 26, 2017
on August 26, 2017
JOY i need a favor
im starting a dream journal and i need to know the date of my fav dream
when kira was my dad for the first time uwu
it's on ig, so i can't check
can u do it for me PLS
im starting a dream journal and i need to know the date of my fav dream
when kira was my dad for the first time uwu
it's on ig, so i can't check
can u do it for me PLS
SO, HE TRIED TO KILL ME TOO
BUT I WAS PERSISTENT
he watched me sleep,,
WOW DON'T LAUGH AT KARS, JOY
STOP BEING MEAN TO THAT POOR MAN See More
I BET HE'S STILL A VIRGIN, MKAY
HE FINALLY WANTED LOVE AND SHE LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE TROLL DOLLS, EW
other random kids
he was protecting us from their parents bc the adults wouldn't let the kids grow to their fullest potential
and jota as in jotaro
i couldn't type in jotaro bc qfeast said that "the comment was too long to post", so i had to abbreviate as much as i could and take out minor details, like that johnny distracted the parents from seeing the kids, so we could hide from them
it was a rly adventurous dream
the other one was downright bizarre asf
BUT I WAS PERSISTENT
he watched me sleep,,
WOW DON'T LAUGH AT KARS, JOY
STOP BEING MEAN TO THAT POOR MAN See More
I BET HE'S STILL A VIRGIN, MKAY
HE FINALLY WANTED LOVE AND SHE LOOKED LIKE ONE OF THOSE TROLL DOLLS, EW
other random kids
he was protecting us from their parents bc the adults wouldn't let the kids grow to their fullest potential
and jota as in jotaro
i couldn't type in jotaro bc qfeast said that "the comment was too long to post", so i had to abbreviate as much as i could and take out minor details, like that johnny distracted the parents from seeing the kids, so we could hide from them
it was a rly adventurous dream
the other one was downright bizarre asf
on September 10, 2017
HAHAJAHAHA I CANT BREATHE KARS OHMYG ODD MY BROTHER IS TELLING ME TO SHUT UP IM DYING
Also who are the other kids and when you say jota to you mean jotaro or jotaro and kakyoins son??
Also who are the other kids and when you say jota to you mean jotaro or jotaro and kakyoins son??
on September 10, 2017
ALSO NO
keep kira pls
pucci and dio are the best parents
pucci wrapped me in a blanket and cradled me and he was warm and dio taught me real life lessons abt love and how he met pucci and etcetc and slept in between them and IJH8JS i want another dream abt that
keep kira pls
pucci and dio are the best parents
pucci wrapped me in a blanket and cradled me and he was warm and dio taught me real life lessons abt love and how he met pucci and etcetc and slept in between them and IJH8JS i want another dream abt that
on September 10, 2017
and then my second dream
so kars went to a club w/ acdc and whammu and every girl there was flirting w/ kars and they were tryna dance w/ him
and there was this one rly fat ugly short pregnant-looking lady who envied the girls bc they were so pretty and kars was so hot (he was just wearing his thong and sandals, wow), so she gets upset
and then kars finally See More sees someone who attracts him and he talks to her and makes out w/ her for an hour, at least
and they go up to his room and kars whispers to her, "let's see what makes your body tick," and he starts trying to rip off her clothes and the lady's like, "wait, i have to confess smth" and this rly hot lady takes off this disguise and it was the rly ugly short fat pregnant-looking lady in a suit that made her look rly pretty and such
and kars was devastated and sad and angry, and then the woman leaves and he starts crying
i felt rly bad for him
so kars went to a club w/ acdc and whammu and every girl there was flirting w/ kars and they were tryna dance w/ him
and there was this one rly fat ugly short pregnant-looking lady who envied the girls bc they were so pretty and kars was so hot (he was just wearing his thong and sandals, wow), so she gets upset
and then kars finally See More sees someone who attracts him and he talks to her and makes out w/ her for an hour, at least
and they go up to his room and kars whispers to her, "let's see what makes your body tick," and he starts trying to rip off her clothes and the lady's like, "wait, i have to confess smth" and this rly hot lady takes off this disguise and it was the rly ugly short fat pregnant-looking lady in a suit that made her look rly pretty and such
and kars was devastated and sad and angry, and then the woman leaves and he starts crying
i felt rly bad for him
on September 10, 2017
on August 25, 2017
it's on MTV tho
OOOOOOOOO
i can see hol horse sayin' that i'm wheezing so much
and "I like anime" can get u a lot of places in america, buddy.
sounds funny where can I watch it
"are you a cigarette bc you've got a hot butt"
wait that was actually ok
idk my skillz are too high I can't even think of a bad one See More
oh wait I've got one
"I like anime"
everyone steers clear of those fellas
it's abt how other ppl pose as ppl that they aren't
smh
that's top tier??? what's the lowest level flirtin skills got
of course you're intrigued I used top tier flirting skills, how are you not smitten??
i watch a show
this one girl was posin' as a famous rap star and "dated" this other girl, woof
wow i'm intrigued, joy
you've got it down packed See More
now i'm scared that ur not actually who u say u are,,,