I’m not sure our callings are compatible.
Hey girl, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
I feel called into ministry... very soon... and very far from you as soon as possible.
Hey girl, are you a hymnal? Because you look old and outdated.
Not even Jesus can save this relationship.
It's not you. It's Paul. He condemns our relationship & everything about you.
I've decided what I'm giving up for Lent. You. See More
I've been feeling God's call...to stop answering yours.
Hey girl, have you read Proverbs 31? Cause you need a refresher.
It's not you, really, it's just I decided to kiss dating goodbye. Last night. Right after our date.
There's the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. And oh look! No room for you!
Let’s be like the Red Sea and part.
You're as beautiful as the musical accompaniment to a Church of Christ choir.
I’m gonna have to “Unequally-Yoked Zone” you, sorry.
If you were the sheep that wandered off I wouldn't leave the other 99 to find you.
I met a girl who has a better testimony.
I think you have the gift of singleness.
You're a weed in my wheat field and it's harvest time.
When Jesus said 'It is finished' I think he was talking about us.
We need to leave some space for Jesus.
We are brother and sister in Christ, it would be like incest.
Girl, our relationship is like when we have a guest Pastor on Sunday… I’m not stickin’ around.
Girl, I love you… but only because the Pastor says I have to.
Girl, our relationship is like the church collection plate… I’m passing.
I think that we should be as far away as the east is from the west.
Girl, you’re like the head deacon at the Easter Sunrise Service… cold and grumpy.
Last night got a little too secular for me.
I do love you, but it’s only an agape type of love right now.
Jesus is leading me to date that girl over there instead of you.
I love you. But it's agape love.
I'm just not that into thou.
Hey girl, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
I feel called into ministry... very soon... and very far from you as soon as possible.
Hey girl, are you a hymnal? Because you look old and outdated.
Not even Jesus can save this relationship.
It's not you. It's Paul. He condemns our relationship & everything about you.
I've decided what I'm giving up for Lent. You. See More
I've been feeling God's call...to stop answering yours.
Hey girl, have you read Proverbs 31? Cause you need a refresher.
It's not you, really, it's just I decided to kiss dating goodbye. Last night. Right after our date.
There's the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. And oh look! No room for you!
Let’s be like the Red Sea and part.
You're as beautiful as the musical accompaniment to a Church of Christ choir.
I’m gonna have to “Unequally-Yoked Zone” you, sorry.
If you were the sheep that wandered off I wouldn't leave the other 99 to find you.
I met a girl who has a better testimony.
I think you have the gift of singleness.
You're a weed in my wheat field and it's harvest time.
When Jesus said 'It is finished' I think he was talking about us.
We need to leave some space for Jesus.
We are brother and sister in Christ, it would be like incest.
Girl, our relationship is like when we have a guest Pastor on Sunday… I’m not stickin’ around.
Girl, I love you… but only because the Pastor says I have to.
Girl, our relationship is like the church collection plate… I’m passing.
I think that we should be as far away as the east is from the west.
Girl, you’re like the head deacon at the Easter Sunrise Service… cold and grumpy.
Last night got a little too secular for me.
I do love you, but it’s only an agape type of love right now.
Jesus is leading me to date that girl over there instead of you.
I love you. But it's agape love.
I'm just not that into thou.
on March 26, 2018
