Watch this Please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs
history of the entire world, i guess
http://billwurtz.com patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz spotify: https://play.spotify.com/artist/78cT0dM5Ivm722EP2sgfDh itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us...
on May 22, 2017
Last week off school. Every single teacher is done. They are all showing movies or playing games this week.
on May 22, 2017
Pop-corn+ melted chocolate= great snack
I "accidentally" made this yesterday. It was so good.
I "accidentally" made this yesterday. It was so good.
on May 22, 2017
Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
on May 19, 2017
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
on May 19, 2017
Interviewer: "Why do you want this job?" Me: "I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death."
on May 19, 2017
on May 19, 2017
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
on May 19, 2017
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
on May 19, 2017
Did you hear about the guy who choked on a pretzel? He was very salty.
on May 19, 2017
I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a wrap.
on May 19, 2017
