Loki: ~He's an angry elf~ Thranduil: Feel free to speak to me anytime about how well your plans for world domination are going. I'll be up on my throne adjusting my crown. Loki: Your eyebrows break the fourth wall. Thranduil: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your crushing inadequacy. Loki: I have an army. See More Thranduil: Please, I have an elk. Loki: Pssh. Look at you, thousands of years old and still afraid of spiders. Thranduil: Whatever. You're over a thousand years old, still not a king, your outfit's a train-wreck, and you'll never be this beautiful, so there.
Thranduil: Feel free to speak to me anytime about how well your plans for world domination are going. I'll be up on my throne adjusting my crown.
Loki: Your eyebrows break the fourth wall.
Thranduil: Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your crushing inadequacy.
Loki: I have an army. See More
Thranduil: Please, I have an elk.
Loki: Pssh. Look at you, thousands of years old and still afraid of spiders.
Thranduil: Whatever. You're over a thousand years old, still not a king, your outfit's a train-wreck, and you'll never be this beautiful, so there.