
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
on November 15, 2017

Based on psychological study, a crush only last for a maximum of 4 months. If it exceeds then you are already in love.
(Well shit, I've liked him for 6 years.)
(Well shit, I've liked him for 6 years.)
on November 15, 2017

Dear guys, when a girl says, "I'm cold" your aren't supposed to say "Me too."
on November 15, 2017

When killing them with kindness doesn't work, Use a baseball bat. Results may vary.
on November 15, 2017

Buckle up, Buttercup. You just flicked my bitch button to ON.

on November 15, 2017
on November 15, 2017

I didn't want to fall in love, not at all but at some point you smiled and holy shit, I blew it.

I never wanted to eat your pizza, but at some point I got hungry and f*cking hell I blew it
on November 15, 2017
on November 15, 2017

They say ignorance is bliss but I just find yours distinctively disturbing.
on November 15, 2017

Just shut up, okay?
I'm allowed to dislike someone who hurt me.
I'm allowed to say what I want, do what i want, laugh how i want, be who i want.
This is my life and if you don't like it there's something wrong with your life not mine.
I'm allowed to dislike someone who hurt me.
I'm allowed to say what I want, do what i want, laugh how i want, be who i want.
This is my life and if you don't like it there's something wrong with your life not mine.
on November 15, 2017

on November 15, 2017

TylerWay: How are you today?
pcfootball: Good.
TylerWay: The sunlight melted my eyes
pcfootball: Well ok then
TylerWay: Yep, we have like these huge windows in our school and in the morning the light passes through them and tries to kill you
pcfootball: Ye I don't think light kills unless its fire
TylerWay: It does! See More
pcfootball: oh god
TylerWay: I like to hiss at it
pcfootball: oh dear god you need helpa few seconds ago
@TylerWay
pcfootball: Good.
TylerWay: The sunlight melted my eyes
pcfootball: Well ok then
TylerWay: Yep, we have like these huge windows in our school and in the morning the light passes through them and tries to kill you
pcfootball: Ye I don't think light kills unless its fire
TylerWay: It does! See More
pcfootball: oh god
TylerWay: I like to hiss at it
pcfootball: oh dear god you need helpa few seconds ago
@TylerWay
on November 15, 2017

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered. 'Who ties your shoe laces?'
on November 15, 2017

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
on November 15, 2017

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight...................you're drunk go home.
on November 15, 2017