ok by why when I look actually hot and when I want to post a pic I cant
on April 03, 2024
I remember when my father always told me when going out "don't add or subtract the human population and we good" he was always funnier then my mom my mom would set like fcking 1293 million rules TwT
on April 03, 2024
What I thought was gonna be the death of me
Was my saving grace
It's got me thinkin' that her leavin'
Is the only logical reason
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call See More
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
When it rains it pours
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
For three weeks now
And it all started on the day that she walked out
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
She swore they were a waste of time
Oh, but she was wrong
And I was caller number five on a radio station
Won a four day three night beach vacation
Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
Was my saving grace
It's got me thinkin' that her leavin'
Is the only logical reason
That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart
She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call See More
And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle
Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes
For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
When it rains it pours
Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll
For three weeks now
And it all started on the day that she walked out
Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket
Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it
She swore they were a waste of time
Oh, but she was wrong
And I was caller number five on a radio station
Won a four day three night beach vacation
Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama
And I ain't gotta see my
Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore
Oh Lord, when it rains it pours
on April 03, 2024
anyways I never knew some of y'all can talk shit about someone u love like damn, I don't wanna even talk to y'all T^T
on April 03, 2024
*sparkle* When I think it's gonna be the death of me would be my saving grace <33 *sparkle*
on April 02, 2024
y'all mf's think y'all funny as hell don't ya
on April 02, 2024
nahhhhhhhh thats crazy telling someone they arnt smt when they are damn could never be me <3333333
on April 02, 2024
going to a funeral nexty week
on April 02, 2024
on April 02, 2024
anyways sorry had a rough day cus ppl like to pull tricks on me <333 AND I FUVKCING HATE IT!
on April 02, 2024
on April 02, 2024
don't u love April fools day? WELL I DONT
same but i like to trick my friends sometimes like how someone said they dated a very bad person as a joke
on April 02, 2024
on April 02, 2024
who else is looking for a partner lmao
on April 01, 2024
on April 01, 2024