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William: Look how cute these pins are!
Dexter: ... William that's gay.
William: ..... Dexter we have been dating for 2 years!
Dexter: I was playing. *chuckles a bit*

Arctic: *has too many drinks*
Bar Tender: ... Ma'am. I think you had enough.
Arctic: Zhats *hics* Bullzhite. I can drink more if i Want to!
Bar Tender: Ma'am. That's enough.
Arctic: Buddy. Look. I came here to wash all my problems away. You see these scars? *hic* These scars came from my ztep mother. She waz and azzhole! *hic* I fought her once. Zhe *hic* overpowered me. And her boyfriend. He was a *hic* bitch! I always hated him! But my father. My real father, he vaz the *hic* See More best. Too bad I cant find him now...
Bar Tender: ... Ma'am.? Are you okay?
Arctic: *tears come down* D*mnit... Vhy? *starts crying* Why did he left to fought that var? *wipes tears and hics* But I know hez *hic* out there zomevhere. *drinks again* But. Im happy zhat youre here. *burps and stands up* ZHANK YOU TO ZHIS GUY *hics* RIGHT HERE! Youre the best buddy! *starts singing in Russian* HA HA HA! *vomits black goop*
Bar Tender: MA'AM?!
Arctic: *looks* Dont vorry. Its just the stomach *hic* painz. *vomits again and passes out*
Bar Tender: *sighs* Why does this happen..?

Man...
Ive been having some weird f*cked up dreams...

Q: Seg! Why does everyone calls you weak?

Seg: ..... *silent* .... *stands up and walks away*
Interviewer: ... Okay then...

*backstage*
Seg: *crying*
Camera man: *records it*
Seg: *look* H-Hey.! G-Get out! See More
Camera man: But my boss said---
Seg: I SAID GET OUT. *sharp teeth, sharp claws comes out and eyes glow yellow*
Camera man: ........ *walks away*

Q: Hey Space. Where do babies come from. From your perspective.

Space: *silent and nervous* Well... When a mommy alien and a daddy Hoster love each other so much... T-They start hugging eachother so tightly. And... Kiss... B-But... T-They have to go to a process... And... Um... Egg..? *walks away*
Interviewer: S-Space..? Come back.!
Space: Mmmmmmmmm... No.!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9DTKiyWgmE

I believe Freddy ready to kill Bonnie
Mary: FREDDY IS SO ADORABLE!

Me hunnnnnngry...
Me want cuddles....
*lays there* .... *rolls around* Meeeeeeeep...

Me sleeeeeeepy...

You know that Idea I had earlier?

Host: *starts writing in his book*
Acid: *looks around* Dude. You see that girl right there?
Host: Yeah? What about her?
Acid: You should go talk to her. She looks kinda hot.
Host: Dude. *looks up* ...
Space: *tries to fill gas in her ship* See More
Host: ... Okay. Imma do it. Im gonna talk to her. *stands up and walks over there* .... *looks at her* (She's tall...) *clears throat* Hello.
Space: *looks and her antennas lit up*
Host: *nervous* (Oh no... I startled her. What should I do?! She looks like she's going to attack me! Great job Host! Look what you done! You're such an idiot! I knew you should---)
Space: Hello. You... Kinda scare me for a second.
Host: Oh. Well... Im---
Space: Host? The prince of the Hosters? Its nice to meet you. Im Space.
Host: Wow... How did you know that?! Do you have... What's it called..?
Space&Host: Future tell powers? *gasp* No way!
Host: *chuckles a bit* Well... How long you going to be here?
Space: Only a couple of Days. Im going to the planet 3AR75. Or... Earth.
Host: Really? Huh. Well... I see you around. *walks away*
Space: *stops him* Here. *gives him a paper with a phone number* Call me~ *walks away*
Host: .... *blushes a bit then walks to Acid*
Acid: ... Dude... You just got a phone number from that Hot alien lady!
Host: Yeah yeah. Not a big deal. (Omg! Omg omg!)
Acid: Bro. It is a big deal. She might like you. Ooohh~ *sings* Host and Alien lady sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Host: *hits him* Shut up. *silent* (Maybe... I do like her.)

Why do I imaging Space meeting teenage Host.
Just him talking to her and getting to know her. It would be fun to draw it.
*silent*
Im drawing it right now.

Me at the end of school: THANK GOD. I DONT HAVE TO SEE NOBODY NOMORE. GOODBYE AND KISS MY ÁSS. *runs and laughs*

Me on August 6th: *my parents draging me* NOOOOOOO!!! I DONT WANT TO GO BACK. WHYYYYYY?! I DONT WANT BOYS STALKING MEEEE!!!
Also me on August 6th: Ugh. I just want to me alone.
Curly Fries: *gasp* Hey. I missed you. You've grown alot.
Me: AAAAAHHH! *hugs him* THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND. NOBODY TOUCH.
Curly fries: Um... Potato chip? Can u get off me?
Me: No! See More
Curly fries: *sighs* Still childish as ever.
Me: Shut up nerd!

Two more days...
Just two more days...
AND ILL BE OUT OF SCHOOL.

Me: Dont worry! Ill text you over the summer.
Also me: I don't feel like texting nobody. I don't want to hear their problems. .... Need to plan my trip to New York.

Yeah. Im going to New York by myself over the summer. Its gonna be a week btw.

Okay. Im back

I have to do a project.
Ill be out for...
Lets say an hout or two.
Okay. See ya.

Jonathan: *looks at Alex*
Alex: *looks at Jonathan* ... What?
Jonathan: *chuckles a bit* I can't believe your still short.
Alex: I am not short! Im just this way!
Jonathan: Whatever shorty.
Alex: *growls a bit* Even though im short i can rule this world.
Jonathan: Oh really? See More
Alex: Yeah! *turns into a bunny* .... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Jonathan: *chuckles a bit* So adorable and cute.

...
Nurse: Shes very ill. She's has a very high fever. I don't think she could make it.
Dr.Iplier: I see... *walks to my room* ....
Me: *breathing hot air quickly*
Dr.Iplier: Hm. *sighs* She's trying to breathe...
Nurse: Oh my...
Dr.Iplier: *sighs* .... Poor thing...