A drunken Sibuna stumbles onto your profile, smelling much more like wine than usual.
Bacchus has visited the marshmallow, giving him alcohol and had convinced him to get a tattoo of a chicken just under his knee
Bacchus has visited the marshmallow, giving him alcohol and had convinced him to get a tattoo of a chicken just under his knee
Plant.dad
Max caught him, confused on what he meant. "Son? I doubt that'll happen. Sibby, you'd have to get taller first." She picked him up, and brought him to the bedroom.
on July 01, 2017
MysteriousLiarBoy
"Also, I have to tell your that your son is gonna be gay soo" Sibuna says, before his eyes flutter closed and he falls over onto Max's lower half
on July 01, 2017
Plant.dad
Max smiled, and looked down at him. "You're adorable..." She whispered. "But you're also short and drunk."
on July 01, 2017
MysteriousLiarBoy
Sibuna gently grasped the sides of her face, pulling her closer. An aura of sobriety came over him. "I love you!" He leans forward, kissing her forehead.
on July 01, 2017
Plant.dad
Ahe shook her head, and leaned down. "What?"
on July 01, 2017
on July 01, 2017
I'm just a stale cheeto of a gay
Just a simple human, trying to find my way
Day after day
I'm still just a gay
Just a simple human, trying to find my way
Day after day
I'm still just a gay
on July 01, 2017
Hey wolfie
I'm Andrew
I'll tell the story because I'll talk to you
BECAUSE IM NOT A STALE CHEETO
I'm Andrew
I'll tell the story because I'll talk to you
BECAUSE IM NOT A STALE CHEETO
*He eats it then rolls over on his back, struggling from all the weight he gained since his last visit* >m<
on July 01, 2017
*Androo offers bacon to Wolfie. The bacon is still warm and a little crispy around the edges.*
on July 01, 2017
on July 01, 2017
thIS IS AMAZING
I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A MILLION YEARS
I'M LITERALLY IN TEARS
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A MILLION YEARS
on July 01, 2017
on July 01, 2017
Eyyy
Incase you didn't know I'm on a different account now!
Like, I switched today.
So if some weirdo contacts you and says "come to daddy" or some shit, thats probably me
I'm on @AppleOfMyEye now ¦:0
Incase you didn't know I'm on a different account now!
Like, I switched today.
So if some weirdo contacts you and says "come to daddy" or some shit, thats probably me
I'm on @AppleOfMyEye now ¦:0
on June 29, 2017
No one uses my Homestuck account
If it doesn't get used soon, I'm switching over to that account.
This account has a lot of bad memories.
So, yeah.
If it doesn't get used soon, I'm switching over to that account.
This account has a lot of bad memories.
So, yeah.
on June 28, 2017
A secret about Andy:
Andy loves their boyfriend, who they call jelly. But they literally despise the sticky fruit spread you put on sandwiches
It's gross
Andy loves their boyfriend, who they call jelly. But they literally despise the sticky fruit spread you put on sandwiches
It's gross
on June 28, 2017
Holy fcuk, Jelly is so mean
Like wow
We were talking about his dad's moustache (which is awesome btw) and his mom hates it, but i said its awesome
It was funny
"Jason, I swear if you say something about me growing a moustache, I'm chopping off all your limbs and feeding them to the dogs."
"... But its coming in thicker than mine."
Like wow
We were talking about his dad's moustache (which is awesome btw) and his mom hates it, but i said its awesome
It was funny
"Jason, I swear if you say something about me growing a moustache, I'm chopping off all your limbs and feeding them to the dogs."
"... But its coming in thicker than mine."
on June 28, 2017
on June 28, 2017
Andrew
An Andrew is a gay. He is the gay with the plastic penis in his glass case. A giant homestuck. He is in love with Jelly and loves to eat it. The sticky deliciousness making him happy. Andrew lives his best friends Anthony, Anthony's and Andrews are always best friends. Kittens. Rainbows. Gay. GAY ASS BITCH!
~Ant
Damn Andrew, that was a great jelly session
Hey, let's go ram people with our homestuck horns at Wal-Mart
Anthony and his glass case dick
An Andrew is a gay. He is the gay with the plastic penis in his glass case. A giant homestuck. He is in love with Jelly and loves to eat it. The sticky deliciousness making him happy. Andrew lives his best friends Anthony, Anthony's and Andrews are always best friends. Kittens. Rainbows. Gay. GAY ASS BITCH!
~Ant
Damn Andrew, that was a great jelly session
Hey, let's go ram people with our homestuck horns at Wal-Mart
Anthony and his glass case dick
on June 28, 2017
I think everyone is asleep
No one is here
Maybe I should logoff for the noght I dot wabt to make a huge rucckus
Giodnight
No one is here
Maybe I should logoff for the noght I dot wabt to make a huge rucckus
Giodnight
on June 28, 2017