Congrats, dude! you're the third qfeaster of the day!
on July 05, 2015
You've got to be kidding me.. If you are going to unfollow me, tell me. It won't be awkward but if I find out you did I'm going to be really mad. Now I have to scroll through my entire followers list and unfollow that person.
on July 05, 2015
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
Best friend
Why you tickle me? :(
"Hey babe~"
No
Babe was my mothers name
I am Brody See More
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
-drinks sweet tea-
Sweet tea beat you
I am sorry
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
Excuse me?
"*Wraps arm around you*"
I give free hugs
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
This pool is from hell
"Be mine."
Baby won't you be mine?
Like my song?
It is a rough draft
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
I do not want to be naked
"Is that my shirt?"
Yep it is
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
Are you nuts?
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
My food
Both food
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
Nope stop
Please
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
Cause I am me
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
Then
Bite yourself
Best friend
Why you tickle me? :(
"Hey babe~"
No
Babe was my mothers name
I am Brody See More
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
-drinks sweet tea-
Sweet tea beat you
I am sorry
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
Excuse me?
"*Wraps arm around you*"
I give free hugs
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
This pool is from hell
"Be mine."
Baby won't you be mine?
Like my song?
It is a rough draft
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
I do not want to be naked
"Is that my shirt?"
Yep it is
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
Are you nuts?
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
My food
Both food
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
Nope stop
Please
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
Cause I am me
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
Then
Bite yourself
on July 03, 2015
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
Nooooo
"Hey babe~"
I ain't yo babe! *throws a firecracker*
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
No
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude." See More
*sprays you with a pressure washer*
"*Wraps arm around you*"
Your drunk, go home
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
Magic
"Be mine."
No
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
No
"Is that my shirt?"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
No
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
Nope
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
No thanks
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
I'm not calm*
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
No
Nooooo
"Hey babe~"
I ain't yo babe! *throws a firecracker*
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
No
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude." See More
*sprays you with a pressure washer*
"*Wraps arm around you*"
Your drunk, go home
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
Magic
"Be mine."
No
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
No
"Is that my shirt?"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
No
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
Nope
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
No thanks
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
I'm not calm*
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
No
on July 03, 2015
Like for my reaction
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
{ ._. Um.}
"Hey babe~"
{HI.}
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
{Er...} See More
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
{K m8.}
"*Wraps arm around you*"
{*pushes your arms off*}
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
{The magic of friendship.}
"Be mine."
{HUEHUEHUEHUE. Wait what?}
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
{*sits in corner*}
"Is that my shirt?"
{Yeah bro.}
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
{Maybe later k?}
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
{Ajdnsnsnsja.}
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
{e.e}
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
{Good question}
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
{Bro. Back it up.}
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
{ ._. Um.}
"Hey babe~"
{HI.}
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
{Er...} See More
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
{K m8.}
"*Wraps arm around you*"
{*pushes your arms off*}
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
{The magic of friendship.}
"Be mine."
{HUEHUEHUEHUE. Wait what?}
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
{*sits in corner*}
"Is that my shirt?"
{Yeah bro.}
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
{Maybe later k?}
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
{Ajdnsnsnsja.}
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
{e.e}
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
{Good question}
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
{Bro. Back it up.}
on July 03, 2015
Like for my reaction (i know we have already did this a long time ago,but it would be fun to do it again
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
"Hey babe~"
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
"*Wraps arm around you*"
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!" See More
"Be mine."
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"Is that my shirt?"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
~ stolen ~
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
"Hey babe~"
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
"*Wraps arm around you*"
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!" See More
"Be mine."
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
"Is that my shirt?"
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
~ stolen ~
"Be mine."
You have Thor and I have Cap. eh nah uh
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
You want to be in my list?
"Is that my shirt?" See More
Does it have anything to do with the hard rock cafe? Then no.
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
Fudge that I'm taking both.
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
You're asking to be on my list.
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
BECUASE I'M FREAKING BATMAN
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
I am not a mouse. If you touch me you will not only be on my list but I will punch you in the face.
~ stolen ~
@wolfhumanlover
You have Thor and I have Cap. eh nah uh
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
You want to be in my list?
"Is that my shirt?" See More
Does it have anything to do with the hard rock cafe? Then no.
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
Fudge that I'm taking both.
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
You're asking to be on my list.
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
BECUASE I'M FREAKING BATMAN
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
I am not a mouse. If you touch me you will not only be on my list but I will punch you in the face.
~ stolen ~
@wolfhumanlover
on July 03, 2015
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I'M TICKLISH?!
"Hey babe~"
My name is not babe. You are calling me an infant.
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE." See More
THIS. IS. SPARTA.
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
NO.
"*Wraps arm around you*"
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HUMAN PHYSICAL CONTACT?!
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
I set fire to the rain, using gasoline. duh uh
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I'M TICKLISH?!
"Hey babe~"
My name is not babe. You are calling me an infant.
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE." See More
THIS. IS. SPARTA.
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
NO.
"*Wraps arm around you*"
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT HUMAN PHYSICAL CONTACT?!
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
I set fire to the rain, using gasoline. duh uh
on July 03, 2015
Like for my reaction (i know we have already did this a long time ago,but it would be fun to do it again
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
You realise I'm not ticklish, right?
"Hey babe~"
Stop calling me that little pig name See More
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
ehhhh, no
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
psh, you can't tell me what to do
"*Wraps arm around you*"
Human physical contact, OFF
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
With gasoline
"Be mine."
Sorry, I'm taken by Chris Evans
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
You wanna be on my list?
"Is that my shirt?"
no...
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
I'm taking both
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
You're asking to be on my list
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
Because I'm awesome
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
Yup, you want to be on my list
@gothicskittlescupcake
"*Smirks and rubs thigh*"
You realise I'm not ticklish, right?
"Hey babe~"
Stop calling me that little pig name See More
"*Pushes against wall* YOU. ARE. MINE."
ehhhh, no
"*Narrows eyes* Enough with the attitude."
psh, you can't tell me what to do
"*Wraps arm around you*"
Human physical contact, OFF
"How did you set the pool on FIRE?!"
With gasoline
"Be mine."
Sorry, I'm taken by Chris Evans
"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."
You wanna be on my list?
"Is that my shirt?"
no...
"Put. The. Weapon. Down."
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
"Oh uh, looks like they mixed up our order. That one is mine."
I'm taking both
"I’ll tie you up, get you hot and bothered, and leave you there, helpless."
You're asking to be on my list
"Why are you so calm about this?!"
Because I'm awesome
"What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
Yup, you want to be on my list
@gothicskittlescupcake
on July 03, 2015
on July 03, 2015
I read that you like superheroes... So, DC or Marvel?
on July 02, 2015
Happy 200 (2)!
on July 01, 2015
What's the first thing you'd do if you met me in real life?
~Post after you reply!~
(Stolen from @Parabolic )
~Post after you reply!~
(Stolen from @Parabolic )
on July 01, 2015
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
And don't worry Tony'll bring the party to you
And don't worry Tony'll bring the party to you
on July 01, 2015
on July 01, 2015
Happy Birthday to you.
You live in a zoo
You sell like a monkey
And you look like one too
Anyways, Happy Birthday!
You live in a zoo
You sell like a monkey
And you look like one too
Anyways, Happy Birthday!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in a zoo
Don't be mad, cause I'll be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you. See More
But you know, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in a zoo
Don't be mad, cause I'll be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you. See More
But you know, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
on July 01, 2015
on July 01, 2015
Create a time machine
Time travel to future where all of MCU is revealed
Create a alternate dimension machine
Travel to dimension where I'm married to Captain America
Time travel to future where all of MCU is revealed
Create a alternate dimension machine
Travel to dimension where I'm married to Captain America
on June 30, 2015
