Why the F*CK does my sister snore so loudly? It sounds like a mutant hibernating bear next to a microphone!
on December 23, 2017
*watching Food Wars for the first time* what the actual f*ck is happening
*Watching Food Wars now* yo, ma! I'm watching Food Wars! It's awesome! I'm used to all the ******* by now!!!
*Watching Food Wars now* yo, ma! I'm watching Food Wars! It's awesome! I'm used to all the ******* by now!!!
on December 23, 2017
My friend guessing anime.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Boku No Hero Academia"*
Friend: Burn Fist Man 2000.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Boruto"*
Friend: NARUTO!
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "The Boy and The Beast"*
Friend: Bear Man VS The World. See More
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "The Maid Dragon of Kobayashi-san"*
Friend: Trick or Treat... I Have Fire Eyes.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Is it Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls in a Tower?"*
Friend: Leaning Tower of Pisa Man... Girl With Big Boobs... I Have a Glove.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Food Wars"*
Friend: Man Fish Man.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Higurashi"*
Friend: Gals on a Staircase.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Kill La Kill"*
Friend: ANGELS VS DEMONS.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Orange"*
Friend: is that Free?
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Parasyte"*
Friend: Eye Finger.
Me: "shows her a screenshot of "Yuri on Ice"*
Friend: Gay Guys in Suits.
Me: *turns off computer and leaves* F*ck you Fabiana.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Boku No Hero Academia"*
Friend: Burn Fist Man 2000.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Boruto"*
Friend: NARUTO!
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "The Boy and The Beast"*
Friend: Bear Man VS The World. See More
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "The Maid Dragon of Kobayashi-san"*
Friend: Trick or Treat... I Have Fire Eyes.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Is it Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls in a Tower?"*
Friend: Leaning Tower of Pisa Man... Girl With Big Boobs... I Have a Glove.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Food Wars"*
Friend: Man Fish Man.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Higurashi"*
Friend: Gals on a Staircase.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Kill La Kill"*
Friend: ANGELS VS DEMONS.
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Orange"*
Friend: is that Free?
Me: *shows her a screenshot of "Parasyte"*
Friend: Eye Finger.
Me: "shows her a screenshot of "Yuri on Ice"*
Friend: Gay Guys in Suits.
Me: *turns off computer and leaves* F*ck you Fabiana.
on December 23, 2017
*on omegle because I have no friends*
What is wrong with people?
What is wrong with people?
on December 22, 2017
Okay, I'm watching Guilty Crown on Crunchyroll and I'm singing along with the intro because I LOVE it, ok?
My sister charges into my room and switches the tab to DANGANRONPA.
I say, "Hannah, if you've been watching Danganronpa, I swear to God..." And switch it back.
My sister watches Danganronpa.
My sister charges into my room and switches the tab to DANGANRONPA.
I say, "Hannah, if you've been watching Danganronpa, I swear to God..." And switch it back.
My sister watches Danganronpa.
on December 22, 2017
*falls onto your wall* YOUR ALIIIIVVEEE!!! *glomp*
on December 22, 2017
WOAH
What the hell just happened?!
I was scrolling up my wall when all my images turned into glitches!
WHY UNIVERSE WHYYY
What the hell just happened?!
I was scrolling up my wall when all my images turned into glitches!
WHY UNIVERSE WHYYY
on December 22, 2017
Weirdo that comes up to me at school: hey, no bullying!
Me: *stares at him* you're blood type A, right?
Weirdo: yeah?
Me: that one tastes the best!
Weirdo: *facepalms* nevermind! Nevermind!
Me: *stares at him* you're blood type A, right?
Weirdo: yeah?
Me: that one tastes the best!
Weirdo: *facepalms* nevermind! Nevermind!
on December 21, 2017
*me meeting someone new*
Me: it was nice to meet you.
Person: it was GREAT to meet you.
Me: *eye starts twitching* it was WONDERFUL to meet you.
Person: fantastic meeting you.
Me: *sticks up middle finger* IT WAS A F*CKIN PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, YOU LITTLE BI-
Me: it was nice to meet you.
Person: it was GREAT to meet you.
Me: *eye starts twitching* it was WONDERFUL to meet you.
Person: fantastic meeting you.
Me: *sticks up middle finger* IT WAS A F*CKIN PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, YOU LITTLE BI-
on December 21, 2017
*at the park because f*ck it*
*On the swings and going super high*
*Flips off of it while in the air*
It was at this moment Lucky knew... She f*cked up.
*Hits a fence and breaks it down* *stands up* oh hell no *runs off before she had to pay for property damage*
*On the swings and going super high*
*Flips off of it while in the air*
It was at this moment Lucky knew... She f*cked up.
*Hits a fence and breaks it down* *stands up* oh hell no *runs off before she had to pay for property damage*
on December 21, 2017
*triple flips onto your profile*
You now have the plague.
You now have the plague.
on December 21, 2017
*triple flips onto your profile*
You now have the plague.
You now have the plague.
on December 22, 2017
*flops on her face* *stands up and goes to McDonald's* Kentucky fried Chicken and the Pizza hut...
on December 22, 2017
*laser beams make it seem like a concert burning everything in their path is the only difference* *runs off* NOOOOOO
on December 21, 2017
on December 21, 2017
... don't judge me my mom grounded me for no apparent reason and she took away my devices even my f*ckin phone she's just letting me have them back for Christmas break *deep breath* *unholy screech* AAAAAA
on December 21, 2017
I'm baaaack!
Hey lucky-chan!! (Also ignore sonicfan, they like to spam people with irrelevant posts)
on December 04, 2017
Nooooo i took a quiz and my guide animal is a hegedhog my spirit animal is a wolf my fav animals
on December 04, 2017
on December 03, 2017
Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime?
Me: honey, he can't even commit to this relationship.
Entire jury: OH SNAP
Me: honey, he can't even commit to this relationship.
Entire jury: OH SNAP
on November 27, 2017
*hears train outside for the second time* I like trains.
on November 26, 2017