
i swear to god my cat's an asshole
she was hiding on a chair under a table in our garage, and the was a box in front of her
WE FUCKIING THOUGHT SHE WAS GONE
she was hiding on a chair under a table in our garage, and the was a box in front of her
WE FUCKIING THOUGHT SHE WAS GONE
on October 16, 2020

MY COUSIN'S DOG CAME RUNNING OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND MY COUSIN WAS FUCKKING CHASING HIM WITH THE SALAD TONGS AND THE DOG WAS SO FUCKKING SCARED
on October 11, 2020

on October 08, 2020

ok i've now heard marilyn manson and at first i was scared but i can't say i didn't like it
on October 07, 2020

on October 07, 2020

friend: *joking* jesus, davie, what the fück is wrong with you?
me: *raises hand* raise your hand if you're like me and enjoy bullshitting your way through life!
friend: ...
friend: dave, we talked about this
me: *raises hand* raise your hand if you're like me and enjoy bullshitting your way through life!
friend: ...
friend: dave, we talked about this
on September 30, 2020