ItsJaayce - Page 2

oooh just got my results and I'M SO HAPPY ^_^

Cold showers feel so good when its hot ^.^

Short story: I got stung by 2 bees in one day.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many See More different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Travel sickness sucks Dx

When you try cooking with a messed up arm.... #goals

http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Jayce_98 Still updating it, theres still a lot I need to put x)

When you realise theres less than 4 weeks of holidays left.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjiayoEkurA LMAO

I....think I'm nocturnal.... x)

Oooooh yeah, feeling happy, my team won their first game :3

Having a dislocated arm sucks ass

F.A.M.E

Is it weird that I binge watch anime whilst eating?

Is it weird that I eat whenever I'm bored? xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwSRbS_Ajg STILL FUNNY AF

Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the f*cking cross and let me be REBORN!

Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight...