
Cold showers feel so good when its hot ^.^
on August 17, 2016

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many See More different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
on August 16, 2016

http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Jayce_98 Still updating it, theres still a lot I need to put x)

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on August 15, 2016

When you realise theres less than 4 weeks of holidays left.....

on August 15, 2016
on August 15, 2016


SAUSAGE beat rap in the cafeteria | VINE ORIGINAL
SAUSAGE COMPILATION: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPp0K... ALL VERSIONS BELOW: The Sausage Freestyle that started it all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
on August 14, 2016

on August 14, 2016

Having a dislocated arm sucks ass

on August 14, 2016
on August 14, 2016

Is it weird that I binge watch anime whilst eating?
on August 10, 2016

Is it weird that I eat whenever I'm bored? xD
on August 09, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuwSRbS_Ajg STILL FUNNY AF

Jason Derulo feat. Snoop Dogg - "Wiggle" PARODY
▶ TWEET THIS TO WIN JERSEY - http://ctt.ec/I1cj0 ▶ GET THIS SONG ON iTUNES - http://bit.ly/WiggleiTunes ▶ SNAPCHAT ME - RealBartBaker - I SNAP BACK!!! ▶ FOLL...
on August 08, 2016

Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the f*cking cross and let me be REBORN!
on August 08, 2016