Ó-Ò Why you lie to me quiz?
What singer are you?
Never Shout Never
You're the center of attention, beautiful inside and out. I hope you know how much everyone loves you, You have an impact on many lives! Keep doing what you love. You're very talented!
on October 01, 2015
How did you learn about your spirit half?
on September 30, 2015
.... *table flip* LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!
What mythical creature are you?
Unicorn
You are a unicorn! You are most beautiful and majestic of all mythical creatures and you are the most skilled with the use of magic. You are selfless and stunning and you are a symbol of life. All creatures look up to you for luck and you are always happy to oblige. You also have many friends that envy your beauty (and rightly so).
on September 30, 2015
I met a homeless man named Rich
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad or a deer
I saw an old man get hit by a train See More
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad."
And it was, I'm a genius
I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
I saw a boy who had red hair
I went to a store looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
No, wait-this store sells mirrors
See what I did there?
Let's rock!
No
The world's so sad, bros
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism
But I gotta remember there's good things about it too
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!
Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all
You've been...
You've been happy, no,
You've been laughing
That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world
I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fücking deal with 'em all the time
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an old man slip and fall-hey, what a fücking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral-ha ha ha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
The Holocaust and 9/11?
That shit's funny 24/7
'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes.
Isn't that terrible?
I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legs
I saw a diabetic kid trick or treating
I saw a giraffe who had a short neck
That was sad or a deer
I saw an old man get hit by a train See More
He didn't see it in the pouring rain
He didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"
'Cause I didn't say anything
I just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad."
And it was, I'm a genius
I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movie
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself
I saw a boy who had red hair
I went to a store looking for something to buy
But they only sold paintings of the same sad guy
No, wait-this store sells mirrors
See what I did there?
Let's rock!
No
The world's so sad, bros
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism
But I gotta remember there's good things about it too
Like the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!
Still though it's hard not to be sad about it
How do y'all do it?
I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at all
You've been...
You've been happy, no,
You've been laughing
That's it, laughter, it's the key to everything
It's the way to solve all the sadness in the world
I mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fücking deal with 'em all the time
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!
I saw an old man slip and fall-hey, what a fücking idiot
I saw a woman at her daughter's funeral-ha ha ha! Classic comedy!
Everything that once was sad is somehow funny now
The Holocaust and 9/11?
That shit's funny 24/7
'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,
Because my empathy is bumming me out
Goodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes.
on September 30, 2015
Me: *just enjoying some icecream* :3
Mom: Tara! Throw that out!
Me: Whyyy~ ;3;
Mom: We had this convo before about the milk. -.-
Me: ...... *eats the icecream anyways*
Mom: Tara! Throw that out!
Me: Whyyy~ ;3;
Mom: We had this convo before about the milk. -.-
Me: ...... *eats the icecream anyways*
on September 30, 2015
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong and no one understands you.
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud that no one hears you screaming.
No you don't know what it's like. See More
When nothing feels alright.
No you don't know what's it's like.
When nothing feels alright.
No you don't know what it's like to be like me.
To be hurt.
To be lost.
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked when your down.
And feel like you've been pushed around.
To be left on the edge f breaking down and no ones there to save you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome to my life.
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more before your life is over?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies while deep inside you're bleeding.
No you don't know what it's like,
When nothing feels alright.
You don't know what it's like to to be like me.
To be hurt.
To feel lost.
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked when your down.
To feel like you've been pushed around.
To be on the edge of breaking down and no ones there to save you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome to my life.
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong and no one understands you.
Do you ever wanna run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud that no one hears you screaming.
No you don't know what it's like. See More
When nothing feels alright.
No you don't know what's it's like.
When nothing feels alright.
No you don't know what it's like to be like me.
To be hurt.
To be lost.
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked when your down.
And feel like you've been pushed around.
To be left on the edge f breaking down and no ones there to save you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome to my life.
Do you wanna be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more before your life is over?
Are you stuck inside a world you hate?
Are you sick of everyone around?
With the big fake smiles and stupid lies while deep inside you're bleeding.
No you don't know what it's like,
When nothing feels alright.
You don't know what it's like to to be like me.
To be hurt.
To feel lost.
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked when your down.
To feel like you've been pushed around.
To be on the edge of breaking down and no ones there to save you.
No you don't know what it's like.
Welcome to my life.
Okay this is really old?? You're just causing more drama by joining in?? And how have I been being bitchy lately?? @K4RK4T_C4NT_S1NG
on October 04, 2015
on September 30, 2015
Is everything such a big deal with you? Jesus Christ. I was just saying my opinion?? And I think it'd be offensive to depressed people considering it's saying "you don't know what it's like to be like me" and a lot of people do know what it's like. And was I talking to you??? @Eridan_Ampora
on September 30, 2015
on September 30, 2015
on September 30, 2015
SCHEISSE! SCHEISSE! SCHEISSE! I Hass in Liebe, mit jemandem, der einen anderen lieben . Dx
on September 30, 2015
What's Halloween like? I hear everyone talking about costumes and how their going to do things like cosplay...
on September 30, 2015
on September 30, 2015
Who do you guys ship me with?
on September 30, 2015
Gina: Mini! John is out of the hospital!
on September 30, 2015
on September 29, 2015
