my friend thinks he's smart. he said onions are the only food that will make you cry. and I threw a coconut at his face
on September 02, 2016
a wife looked at her husband and asked him to describe her. He said "Your a b c d e f g h I j k." she said what does that mean and he said "Adorable, Beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, foxy, gorgeous, hot" and the she said "what does I j k mean?" and he said "I'm just kidding"
on September 02, 2016
That moment when you think you got tagged but it just turns out to be a "you haven't posted anything at _____ in a long time"
on September 02, 2016
on September 02, 2016
I know this is kind of weird but did u know that if you type googl.com into the search bar it will translate into google.com
on September 02, 2016
Hanuel asked a question
Here's another riddle. poor people have it. rich people need it. if you eat it you die.
on September 01, 2016
Hanuel asked a question
If you had to convince a person not to kill you, what would you come up with? So you ha...
on September 01, 2016
when I say a word too much I start to think it sounds weird and ask myself questions like how was it named or what if it was called
on August 31, 2016
The gym was so loud and one kid just got screamed at and it got really silent... It was rlly funny
on August 31, 2016