Newest video is up! Let's get it to 10 views (7 more) and... hmm..... at least 7 likes! Be sure to vote on the Strawpoll!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UaDBomutMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UaDBomutMI
on July 23, 2016
I'll be at my Grammy and Papa's house for the week! And yeah, please don't judge the names I gave them! When I was younger, I called them Mugga and Pappy! XD
I will be online when I'm at their house, but then I'll be at summer camp for two weeks. There is wifi, but only the faculty gets the password. Luckily, my dad teaches at the summer camp, so whenever I go into his room, he'll hook me up to the wifi for a little bit each night. This will probably be at around 6:00-7:00 depending See More on that day's activities. So I just wanted to let you guys know!! :D :D
I will be online when I'm at their house, but then I'll be at summer camp for two weeks. There is wifi, but only the faculty gets the password. Luckily, my dad teaches at the summer camp, so whenever I go into his room, he'll hook me up to the wifi for a little bit each night. This will probably be at around 6:00-7:00 depending See More on that day's activities. So I just wanted to let you guys know!! :D :D
on July 17, 2016
WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!! *blows party horn* *banner unfurls*
on July 15, 2016
I'd like to formally apologize for not being on a lot. I've been busy with my Youtube channel and also cleaning the house in preparation for a possible move. I am going to try to be online more often now.
Thank you,
-Mystic
Thank you,
-Mystic
on July 15, 2016
~RIP to victims of the Orlando shooting~
If you're wondering why I'm saying this so late, it's because mY PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS JUST LIKE THEY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE PARIS BOMBING OR ANYTHING. I'M SURE IF I WAS ALIVE FOR 9/11 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT EITHER. I only found out about the Orlando shooting because people were posting about it on Instagram and Facebook and I was just like ???? so I looked it up and found out that FORTY-NINE See More PEOPLE WERE GUNNED DOWN at a gay nightclub on JUNE 11. WHY DO MY PARENTS NEVER TELL ME ABOUT EFFING MURDERS THAT HAPPEN.
If you're wondering why I'm saying this so late, it's because mY PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS JUST LIKE THEY DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE PARIS BOMBING OR ANYTHING. I'M SURE IF I WAS ALIVE FOR 9/11 THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT THAT EITHER. I only found out about the Orlando shooting because people were posting about it on Instagram and Facebook and I was just like ???? so I looked it up and found out that FORTY-NINE See More PEOPLE WERE GUNNED DOWN at a gay nightclub on JUNE 11. WHY DO MY PARENTS NEVER TELL ME ABOUT EFFING MURDERS THAT HAPPEN.
on June 14, 2016
Radio: *plays catchy and upbeat tune, like Immortals*
Me: *imagines that the song is the theme song for a TV show based on my life; pictures me/my sister/my mom/my dad/etc. appearing on the screen; pictures the little clips of scenes involving them that show up during the "credits"*
For example...
Me: *appears on screen*
Screen: *shows my name*
Clips: *me reading; me making sarcastic face, me taking selfie, me playing on my phone, me playing Minecraft, me making a Youtube video*
Me: *imagines that the song is the theme song for a TV show based on my life; pictures me/my sister/my mom/my dad/etc. appearing on the screen; pictures the little clips of scenes involving them that show up during the "credits"*
For example...
Me: *appears on screen*
Screen: *shows my name*
Clips: *me reading; me making sarcastic face, me taking selfie, me playing on my phone, me playing Minecraft, me making a Youtube video*
on June 10, 2016
CorneliusHackl asked a question
What do you guys want me to make an AJ Youtube video about next? I have a Youtube chann...
on June 10, 2016
https://youtu.be/dV0JjsxU89A Link to my NEWEST video!!!! Enjoy!!
Animal Jam: Mailtime #2!
Hey Jammers, this is my second mailtime video! I hope you like it! Remember to tell your friends about my channel! :)
on June 08, 2016
CorneliusHackl asked a question
How do you think the apocalypse will happen? When humans eventually die off, what do yo...
on June 07, 2016
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What is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to you? Have you ever experienced a "...
on June 07, 2016
Why was this emoji even created? ? ? ? ? ?
Which emoji are you? (3)
Smiling Poop
This poop emoji combines two things - randomness and silliness - and you happen to have both of them! You don't mind standing out from the crowd, and you love having adventures and taking the road less travelled. However, you most enjoy taking that less-travelled road when you have your friends with you - when you're with your buds, you can do anything!
on June 03, 2016
on June 02, 2016
Unijokes.com
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, See More heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, See More heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde a dded, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
on June 02, 2016
Unijokes.com
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened See More to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened See More to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Giggling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
on June 02, 2016
If any one of the people I'm following actively supports Trump, I will unfollow them. Trump is a heartless creep who made fun of a disabled person, said a woman shouldn't be president, and wants to ban ALL Muslims from the country.
People support Trump because they like the way he is. The people who support him also hate women, also want Muslims banned, and probably also make fun of disabled people. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
on June 02, 2016
on June 02, 2016
OMG FOUND THIS JOKE ON UNIJOKES.COM
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a pee." Slightly taken aback by this, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of See More her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a pee." Slightly taken aback by this, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of See More her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
on June 01, 2016
Imagine this.
You're born in a cage. Hundreds of other people sit in cages, too. Most of them have no teeth, and you soon learn why when one of your "caretakers" rips your teeth out, and then uses burning hot metal to stop the bleeding - all of this without anesthesia.
All of your fellow prisoners are cramped together, forced to sit on their own feces and urine. Chemicals in the air such as ammonia burn your eyes. Your lungs soon ache from coughing all day, every day, due to See More the bronchitis you've developed - and that isn't the only sickness. Inhaling those bacterias from your excrement gives you other chronic respiratory diseases.
But you're not being starved - in fact, far from it. You watch as your "caretakers" inject your food with a load of antibiotics - to keep you alive in these terrible conditions - and hormones and drugs, too. Most of the other prisoners are morbidly obese, no longer able to stand up. Some of them die from heart attacks or collapsed lungs right before your eyes. The prisoners who are still able to move constantly throw themselves against the walls of their cages, or else they desperately crawl under their cage-mates in an attempt at finding shelter or protection.
Female prisoners, however, ARE starved. The "caretakers" reduce their diet and body fat, causing the person to become scrawny, and then they are returned to their original diet. You quickly learn that this is a method the "caretakers" use to increase the production of the females' eggs, which the "caretakers" then harvest. After this cycle happens a few times, the females are brutally slaughtered.
And when a male is deemed plump enough, it, too, is murdered. Its carcass is skinned, frozen, and shipped off to who-knows-where. All of these innocent lives are taken when the person is still conscious.
You look down at your obese body. Your turn has to come soon...
~~~~~~~~
That was terrible, right? Children being born and raised in captivity, having their teeth pulled out without anesthesia, being fed drugs, antibiotics, and hormones, and then being slaughtered while still conscious?
Okay, now imagine the situation above happening with CHICKENS instead of humans. I bet a lot of you out there will think, "Oh. That's OK then. They're just chickens."
Well, that is just SICK.
Did you know that in factory farms, chicks have their beaks sliced off with a hot blade, without anesthesia, to "decrease aggressive tendencies?" That in factory farms, chickens are fed FOUR TIMES the amount of drugs consumed by humans and cattle in the US alone? That factory farmers often force females to molt, decrease their diet/body fat by 30%, and then restore the original diet, JUST to increase egg production?
Take a stand against factory farms, and stop buying their food.
NOTE: I'm against eating meat even if the chickens were HUMANELY raised, but at least it's better than factory farming.
SOURCES:
http://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-food/factory-farming/chickens/chicken-industry/
https://www.mspca.org/animal_protection/farm-animal-welfare-chickens/
You're born in a cage. Hundreds of other people sit in cages, too. Most of them have no teeth, and you soon learn why when one of your "caretakers" rips your teeth out, and then uses burning hot metal to stop the bleeding - all of this without anesthesia.
All of your fellow prisoners are cramped together, forced to sit on their own feces and urine. Chemicals in the air such as ammonia burn your eyes. Your lungs soon ache from coughing all day, every day, due to See More the bronchitis you've developed - and that isn't the only sickness. Inhaling those bacterias from your excrement gives you other chronic respiratory diseases.
But you're not being starved - in fact, far from it. You watch as your "caretakers" inject your food with a load of antibiotics - to keep you alive in these terrible conditions - and hormones and drugs, too. Most of the other prisoners are morbidly obese, no longer able to stand up. Some of them die from heart attacks or collapsed lungs right before your eyes. The prisoners who are still able to move constantly throw themselves against the walls of their cages, or else they desperately crawl under their cage-mates in an attempt at finding shelter or protection.
Female prisoners, however, ARE starved. The "caretakers" reduce their diet and body fat, causing the person to become scrawny, and then they are returned to their original diet. You quickly learn that this is a method the "caretakers" use to increase the production of the females' eggs, which the "caretakers" then harvest. After this cycle happens a few times, the females are brutally slaughtered.
And when a male is deemed plump enough, it, too, is murdered. Its carcass is skinned, frozen, and shipped off to who-knows-where. All of these innocent lives are taken when the person is still conscious.
You look down at your obese body. Your turn has to come soon...
~~~~~~~~
That was terrible, right? Children being born and raised in captivity, having their teeth pulled out without anesthesia, being fed drugs, antibiotics, and hormones, and then being slaughtered while still conscious?
Okay, now imagine the situation above happening with CHICKENS instead of humans. I bet a lot of you out there will think, "Oh. That's OK then. They're just chickens."
Well, that is just SICK.
Did you know that in factory farms, chicks have their beaks sliced off with a hot blade, without anesthesia, to "decrease aggressive tendencies?" That in factory farms, chickens are fed FOUR TIMES the amount of drugs consumed by humans and cattle in the US alone? That factory farmers often force females to molt, decrease their diet/body fat by 30%, and then restore the original diet, JUST to increase egg production?
Take a stand against factory farms, and stop buying their food.
NOTE: I'm against eating meat even if the chickens were HUMANELY raised, but at least it's better than factory farming.
SOURCES:
http://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-food/factory-farming/chickens/chicken-industry/
https://www.mspca.org/animal_protection/farm-animal-welfare-chickens/
The Chicken Industry | Chickens Used for Food | Factory Farming: Misery for Animals | The Issues | PETA
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on June 01, 2016
http://www.boredpanda.com/scientific-evidence-vaccines-cause-autism-marco-arturo/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=Newsletter
THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME BECAUSE:
-He's taking a stand, and he's only 12.
-It has a great message.
-It corresponds to my perspective.
-His accent.
EVERYONE: See More
Watch this video before hating on me... because... if you're going to say "OMG MYSTIC, children SHOULD be vaccinated!" I agree w/ you..
My point is, watch this video.. don't judge it by its title.. ;)
THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME BECAUSE:
-He's taking a stand, and he's only 12.
-It has a great message.
-It corresponds to my perspective.
-His accent.
EVERYONE: See More
Watch this video before hating on me... because... if you're going to say "OMG MYSTIC, children SHOULD be vaccinated!" I agree w/ you..
My point is, watch this video.. don't judge it by its title.. ;)
12-Year-Old Scientist Reveals Evidence Linking Vaccines To Autism | Bored Panda
He might only be 12-years-old but this scientist from Mexico has a very important message for all of those people who refuse to vaccinate their children.
on June 01, 2016