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Two Daring Uncles Cooking to the Beat
A Short Story
by [Enter Name Here]

Hubba Bubba was thinking about Twilight Farkle again. Twilight was a smart lawyer with beautiful ankles and scrawny toes.

Hubba walked over to the window and reflected on his crowded surroundings. He had always hated grand Manehatten with its putrid, purring parks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel unstable.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a smart See More figure of Twilight Farkle.

Hubba gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a creepy, incredible, tea drinker with tall ankles and sticky toes. His friends saw him as a clear, condemned coward. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a lovely old man.

But not even a creepy person who had once made a cup of tea for a lovely old man, was prepared for what Twilight had in store today.

The drizzle rained like hopping foxes, making Hubba afraid. Hubba grabbed a tattered piano that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Hubba stepped outside and Twilight came closer, he could see the straight glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want equality," Twilight bellowed, in a sympathetic tone. She slammed her fist against Hubba's chest, with the force of 5828 giraffes. "I frigging hate you, Hubba Bubba."

Hubba looked back, even more afraid and still massaging the tattered piano. "Twilight, eat my shorts," he replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two gifted, good gerbils singing at a very deranged engagement party, which had heavy metal music playing in the background and two daring uncles cooking to the beat.

Hubba studied Twilight's beautiful ankles and scrawny toes. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you equality," he explained, in pitying tones.

Twilight looked shocked, her body raw like a tricky, tasty teapot.

Hubba could actually hear Twilight's body shatter into 2969 pieces. Then the smart lawyer hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Hubba's nerves tonight.

THE END

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I'M A MARY SUE I'M A MARY SUE I'M A MARY SUE I'M A MARY SUE
-Unknown And Yet To Be Character (A.K.A. ???)

All day something has been trying to send me a message.
I don't know what message it is, but I will find out soon enough.
I think that I'm going to start a qfeast journal on this. It won't be something like "Dear freaking diary, IDGAF."
It'll be crazy things that I'm piecing together. Something you may not understand. Something that I won't explain.

I'm probably just crazy, but I'm doing it anyways. Give me your feedback, your ideas on this.
Think I should do it?

Maybe See More it'll be a mysterious haunted objective that will take a bit of deep thinking.....

LOVE STORY~

There was a boy. There was a girl. Both of them never had a relationship with someone so one day-

Boy: *walks up to the girl* Hey.
Girl: What is it?
Boy: Well, since we're friends and both of us have never been in a relationship before, why not pretend we are? Just for a month, okay?
Girl: Sure! Good idea! At least we know what it feels like to be in a relationship with someone! So at the end of the month, we "break up" and continue being friends, right?
Boy: Yep! See More

And so, both of them pretended they were in a "relationship". They even did what real couples did- like going on a date, watching the movies together, going to each other's houses often, and never be apart from each other. But what they didn't realize was that they eventually fell in love with each other and never wanted to "break up". So, at the end of the month-

Girl: Um....[boy's name]?
Boy: Yeah?
Girl: Tomorrow....we "break up"....right?
Boy: ............Yes.
Girl: *looks at the clock to see its midnight and let go of his hand* Bye...*leaves, tears streaming down her face*

But right before she left, the boy grabbed onto her hand, hugged her, and said-

Boy: I don't want to leave you. Ever. I love how you smile at my silly jokes, I love how you always make me feel special, and I love EVERYTHING you do. Please don't leave me....*whispers into her ear: I love you...*

The girl, surprised, turned around and kissed him.

I wish you a happy relationship in the future. Repost to wish someone you love the same. ❤

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Hold your breath
While you watch me fall
It's easier to say nothing at all
I need a friend, playing pretend's not working
These pills are useless and the shadows keep lurking
Let me go
There's nothing left inside See More
To run and hide is all I know to survive
The nightmare won't end, this life grow colder
Come wake me up when it's all over

Some of us made it
But no one deserved it
I'm silent, I'm screaming
Sticks and Stones was
The rhyme that they taught us
To fight off our monsters
To help numb the darkness
But what they forgot was
Is you don't need to break my bones
For you to break me
The voices won't stop
Don't let me be alone
Please someone
I just wanna go back home

Lock the door, I'm rotting in my room
I hope tomorrow doesn't come to soon
My tears ran dry
My heart's suffocating
The bruises and I are slowly fading
Make it stop
There's whispers in my head
The mirrors echo everything they've said
To rise and shine is so hard to do
When all the light has been taken from you

Some of us made it
But no one deserved it
I'm silent, I'm screaming
Sticks and Stones was
The rhyme that they taught us
To fight off our monsters
To help numb the darkness
But what they forgot was
Is you don't need to break my bones
For you to break me
The voices won't stop
Don't let me be alone
Please someone
I just wanna go back home

I remember every story they wrote on my back, bruises like words tattooed into my skin in blue and black ink. I remember every kitchen sink surgery where family had to stitch me back together. I remember every happily ever after that never came to pass. We didn't go to school in fairy tales. We went to school in all the gory details of a horror story while monsters made us victims of their comedy. We, the recipients of their punch, lines they hung insults around, our necks like signs inviting everyone to join in. Their words were invisible ink that they tattooed on our skin.

Some of us made it
But no one deserved it
I'm silent, I'm screaming
Sticks and Stones was
The rhyme that they taught us
To fight off our monsters
To help numb the darkness
But what they forgot was
Is you don't need to break my bones
For you to break me
The voices won't stop
Don't let me be alone
Please someone
I just wanna go back home

I know that I'm stronger
Broken heart of a fighter
My scars remind me that I'm a survivor
This life is a tough game and I don't wanna play it
I'm reaching for a hand, help me make it
But it's too much, so I give up
Just please don't hate me
My letter's on the pillow with a kiss goodbye
I'm sorry, Mom
But I promise that I tried

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THE QFEAST CONTEST.

WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL SHOULD I WRITE ABOUT?!

OH WAIT...
I can't do it...

I HATE SCHOOL SO MUCH.

Well, screw me.
Good wishes to whomever may enter!!!!

I am making a FNAF picture for [spoiler of what the picture is about]!!!!
It'll be the first picture I have ever drawn out myself on Paint. So far I'm proud of my work. X3

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