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Dang, these crickets are so loud.
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Yeah, watch Jeff come out with a knife and stab a few people. I'M BRACED FOR THE JUMPSCARE.
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On to "Jeff".
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Jeff said he was looking for something... Slender, maybe?
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Evan's face when they come back to the present. XD
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He keeps laughing. Evan keeps laughing. There's blood in the bags. At least, I think it's blood. It could be red kool-aid. As soon as Vinny cuts one open, Evan starts laughing. And he won't stop.
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I'm watching EverymanHYBRID, so if I say some pretty weird things, that's why. I'm commenting on what I'm watching (I'm on the episode called "Joke's Over" ).
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Somehow, this is the best thing I've ever seen... Evan Jennings tells the story of Bartram Burk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrZS_cCPkKw
The Story of Bartram Burk
The Story of Bartram Burk
Off the cuff story by Evan Jennings; editing by Vinny Caffarello. Hoping to make this a habitual project, posting improvised stories and videos.
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And they think that they can stop him... With all the caped crusaders, and all their police, and all their guns, and their gas, and their bombs... But they forget... The words that ring in my head...
There is nothing you can't do...
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Okay, I did it!
*Takes down the DO NOT DISTURB sign, and softly closes the door this time with a victory smile*
We're all good!
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I am going through the most frustrating and annoying process...
*Puts up a giant DO NOT DISTURB sign*
Please understand every word of that.
*Slams door and sighs* Back to work.
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Plot Twist: The girl in this photo is actually dead because the window closed on her and squeezed her organs out of her butt.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/616c74970f59b61cac7351857e01d96f/tumblr_mlisa33oQ51rvded2o1_500.jpg
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Though, I lost, 4 Nutellas in this war. Its worth keeping my head.
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BM: *Drops the gun, which shoots randomly at the ground, then leaps toward the four jars of Nutella* KEEP THE LIST! THE NUTELLA IS MINE!
Yes! *Walks out from behind Rush* You may go now.
Rush: *Slowly walks out of the room, still completely confused*
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*throws two more* Sir! You cannot fight the Nutella!
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BM: No! Stop it! *Steals a look at the Nutella, but tries harder to not be tempted*
Nutella is soooo good! Why don't you take it, Business Man?
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I shall bribe you with more Nutella! *throws another*
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uploaded a photo
3RD QFEASTER OF THE DAY?!?!
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So, after all this insanity, we have figured out that I will own twin sloths. One will be a boy and will be named Marshmallow. One will be a girl and be named Wednesday.
Thanks to @KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid, @JackFrost1, and @TheNutellaHedgehog for helping me figure it out the whole way through, beginning to end!
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Ik X3
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And you're the 6th!
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I AM?!?!
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:p
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So, the next question is, should Marshmallow be a boy or a girl?
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;-;
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Yay :3
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I think I'm gonna go with boy... And I was thinking the same thing, Wednesday is definitely a girl's name.
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GIRL!!!!!!
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Idk, it sounds more like an adorable little guy's name :3
Wednesday is a girl's name, no doubt, and it'd be cute to have a boy and a girl :3
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So, I really badly love both names. I really do. Wednesday is so unique while Marshmallow is so cute!
But you know what?
I have to choose one.
And I choose....
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the_sky_boi
YAAAY!!
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XD no kidding!
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IT'S A FREE COUNTRY AND I DO WHATEVER THE HECK I WANT. XD
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Woooooow. I did not see that coming xD
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My favorite is....
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You're welcome! @KangarooRatNarwhalBlobfishHybrid
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Dang it lady! XD
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IT HAS BEEN FIVE MINUTES. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
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DUN DUN DUUUUUN. THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. DRUMROLL, PLEASE...
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Wait five minutes, then I'll choose. :3
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Between the choice of Marshmallow and Wednesday, my favorite is...
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I'm not gonna force you to pick Wednesday :3
But I reeeeeeally like that name!
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the_sky_boi
*^* -in mind: if you dont pick marshmallow i swear...-
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*bites lip*
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the_sky_boi
;-;
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So, it didn't even take five minutes for both to be voted, which means I have to choose one...
I think...
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I will choose....
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