EverymanHABIT - Page 17

Have you ever heard an American man of Asian descent use a British accent while raging at a tea party simulater? It's quite beautiful.

Error: Cannot be hugged.
Reason: I'm scared.

Babu

_________(█)
_______██████
_____ ████████
____███████████
___ (░░░░░░░)░░░)
___(░(░█░░█░)░░░)
__ (░░(░░●░░░)░░░) See More
__ (░░░░◡░░)░░░░)
_██(░░░░░░░░░░)██
███(░░░░░░░░░)███
████ ██(░░░)██ ████
████ █████████ ███
████ ████░████ ███
(░░)_ ▓▓▓▓▌▓▐▓▓▓(░░)
(██) ███████████ (██)
_____█████░█████_▓▓▓\
_____█████-,█████▓▓▓▓▓)
_____█████-,█████▓▓▓▓▓)
___(░░░░░░)(░░░░░) ▓▓▓▓)
______(███)_(███)▓▓▓▓▓▓)
____ (████)(████)▓▓▓▓▓)

Sorry, I know it's not Christmas, but I saw this on a comment on Youtube and had to fix it.

Before:
___(█)
_______██████
_ ████████
___███████████
_ (░░░░░░░)░░░)
_(░(░█░░█░)░░░)
__ (░░(░░●░░░)░░░)
__ (░░░░◡░░)░░░░)
_██(░░░░░░░░░░)██
_███(░░░░░░░░░)███
████ ██(░░░)██ ████
████ █████████ ███
████ ████░████ ███
(░░)_ ▓▓▓▓▌▓▐▓▓▓_(░░)
(██) ███████████ (██)
_____█████░█████_▓▓▓\
_____█████-,█████▓▓▓▓▓)
_____█████-,█████▓▓▓▓▓)
_(░░░░░░)(░░░░░) ▓▓▓▓)
__(███)_(███)▓▓▓▓▓▓)
__ (████)_(████)▓▓▓▓▓)

I still have two adoptable eggs that will hatch left. If you want one, check my latest uploaded photo and choose one from the two left!

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
When crazy people walk through the forest, do they take the psycho path?
If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?
If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?
Can a cemetery raise its prices and blame it on the cost of living?
Do the minutes on the movie See More boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
What do they call male meter maids?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
If you were driving at the speed of light and turned on your headlights, what would happen?
Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
Can atheists get insurance for an act of God?
What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why is the man who invests your money called a "broker"?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?
Do you yawn in your sleep?
Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can you plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
If you died with braces on would they take them off?
If someone who has their nose pierced has a cold, and they take their nose ring out, does snot come out of the piercing hole?
If you speak only one language, are you lingual?

How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you without your clothes on anyway.
Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered See More a felony?
Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every few hours?
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you are the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a real estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
When lightning strikes the ocean, why don't all the fish die?
When two men get married to each other, do they both go to the same bachelor party?
If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack, should they save him?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?
Who was Sadie Hawkins?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Can animals commit suicide?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball? See More
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod? See More
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If you are bald, what hair color do they put on your driver's license?
If God sneezes, what should you say?
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
Can you daydream at night?
Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes". Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

Alright guys.
I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I'm not gonna put a giant explanation behind it, there's no point.


I'm thinking of leaving qfeast.

5+ Likes For...
Taken?:
Crushing?:
Gender?:
Favourite colour?:
Last person you hugged?:
Favourite animal?: See More
Best Friend?:
Favourite song?:
In love?:
Sexuality?:
Who do you trust?:
Last song you listened to?:
Last person you texted?:
What time is your alarm set to?:
Height?:
Eye colour?:
Long or short hair?:
Last time you cried?:

ヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉＯ(≧∇≦)Ｏヾ(@^▽^@)ノo(〃＾▽＾〃)oo((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）(☆^O^☆)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)(★^O^★)(°∀°)b（＾_＾）ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ（＾_＾）o(〃＾▽＾〃)oo(〃＾▽＾〃)o(°∀°)b(＾▽＾)(☆^O^☆)（＾_＾）(°∀°)b(＾▽＾)o(〃＾▽＾〃)oo(〃＾▽＾〃)o(∩_∩)（＞ｙ＜）（＞ｙ＜）(≧∇≦)/（⌒▽⌒）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（・∀・）(●´∀｀●)(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノヾ(@^▽^@)ノ（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿ヽ(^。^)丿(　＾∇＾)(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉＯ(≧∇≦)Ｏ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(^▽^)(☆^ー^☆)ヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉ(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉＯ(≧∇≦)Ｏヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ(/^▽^)/(/^▽^)/(　＾∇＾)ヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉ（＾ω＾）ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)(^▽^)ヽ(^。^)丿ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）ヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉ(　＾∇＾)ヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ（⌒▽⌒）(●´∀｀●)（＞ｙ＜）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ“ψ(｀∇´)ψ(͡° See More ͜ʖ ͡°)͡° ͜ʖ ͡°♡´･ᴗ･`♡（//･_･//)(#^.^#)( ˘ ³˘)♥(｡♥‿♥｡)(♥ω♥*)(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(●♡∀♡)(´∀｀)♡(⌒_⌒;)乂❤‿❤乂(♥ω♥*)乂❤‿❤乂(｡♥‿♥｡)(♥ω♥*)(｡♥‿♥｡)( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥( ˘ ³˘)♥(｡♥‿♥｡)(♥ω♥*)(｡♥‿♥｡)( ˘ ³˘)♥(♥ω♥*)♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ～(^з^)-♡乂❤‿❤乂(♥ω♥*)(●♡∀♡)♥(✿ฺ´∀`✿ฺ)ﾉ(｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡)(●♡∀♡)(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤(´∀`)（・∀・）（⌒▽⌒）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（＾ｖ＾）（＞ｙ＜）(☆^ー^☆)(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)ＯＯ(≧∇≦)Ｏ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(^▽^)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(^▽^)(^▽^)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(^▽^)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(☆^ー^☆)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(≧∇≦)/Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(°∀°)bo(〃＾▽＾〃)o(＾▽＾)o(〃＾▽＾〃)oo(〃＾▽＾〃)o(°∀°)bヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(°∀°)bヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(°∀°)b（＾_＾）(°∀°)b(°∀°)bヾ(@^▽^@)ノヾ(@^▽^@)ノლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)(★^O^★)(★^O^★)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)o((^▽^))oo((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）(☆^O^☆)o(^▽^)o(∩_∩)(☆^O^☆)o((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(^。^)丿(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿(/^▽^)/(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ(　＾∇＾)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉヽ(*⌒∇⌒)ﾉ(☆^ー^☆)Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ(☆^ー^☆)(^▽^)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(^▽^)( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ(^▽^)(●´∀｀●)(≧∇≦)/(●´∀｀●)(≧∇≦)/(●´∀｀●)（⌒▽⌒）（＞ｙ＜）（⌒▽⌒）（＞ｙ＜）（⌒▽⌒）（＞ｙ＜）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（・∀・）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（・∀・）“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（・∀・）（＾ｖ＾）(´∀`)（＾ｖ＾）(´∀`)（＾ｖ＾）(´∀`)(^～^)(^～^)(^.^)“ψ(｀∇´)ψ（・∀・）（⌒▽⌒）（＞ｙ＜）（⌒▽⌒）（＞ｙ＜）（⌒▽⌒）（⌒▽⌒）（＾ω＾）(^▽^)(/^▽^)/ヽ(^。^)丿(　＾∇＾)(　＾∇＾)（＾ω＾）(^▽^)(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿(/^▽^)/ヽ(^。^)丿ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)(^▽^)(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿ヽ(^。^)丿(/^▽^)/(　＾∇＾)(/^▽^)/ヽ(^。^)丿ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）(^▽^)o(〃＾▽＾〃)o(°∀°)b(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(∩_∩)（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o(☆^O^☆)(＾▽＾)（＾_＾）(＾▽＾)（＾_＾）(°∀°)b（＾_＾）(＾▽＾)（-＾〇＾-）(∩_∩)o((^▽^))o(☆^O^☆)o((^▽^))o(☆^O^☆)o((^▽^))o(＾▽＾)（＾_＾）(°∀°)bo(〃＾▽＾〃)o(°∀°)b(☆^O^☆)(∩_∩)(☆^O^☆)(☆^O^☆)(∩_∩)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)(★^O^★)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)(★^O^★)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)o(^▽^)oo((^▽^))oo((^▽^))oo(^▽^)oo((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）(∩_∩)（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o(☆^O^☆)ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)o(^▽^)oლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))oo((^▽^))o（-＾〇＾-）o((^▽^))o(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノヽ(^。^)丿(　＾∇＾)(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿(^▽^)ヽ(^。^)丿（＾ω＾）(^▽^)（＾ω＾）ヽ(^。^)丿ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)(^▽^)ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ(^▽^)(^▽^)(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(^▽^)(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(^▽^)（＾ω＾）(^▽^).

Send these to someone who deserves them.

People are texting me and I DON'T CARE.

┏━┓╋┏┳━━┳━━━┳┓╋┏┳━━━━┳━━━┳━━━┳­­­­­­­━━━┳━━━┓ ┃┃┗┓┃┣┫┣┫┏━┓┃┃╋┃┃┏┓┏┓┃┏━┓┃┏━┓┃­­­­­­­┏━┓┃┏━━┛ ┃┏┓┗┛┃┃┃┃┃╋┗┫┗━┛┣┛┃┃┗┫┃╋┗┫┃╋┃┃­­­­­­­┗━┛┃┗━━┓ ┃┃┗┓┃┃┃┃┃┃┏━┫┏━┓┃╋┃┃╋┃┃╋┏┫┃╋┃┃­­­­­­­┏┓┏┫┏━━┛ ┃┃╋┃┃┣┫┣┫┗┻━┃┃╋┃┃╋┃┃╋┃┗━┛┃┗━┛┃­­­­­­­┃┃┗┫┗━━┓ ┗┛╋┗━┻━━┻━━━┻┛╋┗┛╋┗┛╋┗━━━┻━━━┻­­­­­­­┛┗━┻━━━┛

Earlier (Friday morning) I had the song "In The End" by Linkin Park stuck in my head.
I go to art class (3rd block) and my art teacher puts on music from one of her favorite radio stations and "In The End" plays (meanwhile I'm just sitting there practically squealing and having some people give me strange looks).
Now, while listening to a random Nightcore playlist, "In The End" plays...

It's haunting me...
In a good way.

I am currently making very emotional faces as if I was singing but I'm not moving my mouth while listening to Nightcore - Bring Me To Life...
And I'm also stopping and laughing at myself every once in a while. XD

I now like to believe that I have created a second personality in myself, and not for any particular reason.
His name is Cerulean Trancy (I KNOW IT, KUROSHITSUJI, NOW HUSH) and he just kinda came to mind a day or two ago. I was testing him out at school and people were telling me that my voice sounded different and I was acting different, so I think the test worked.
If you have questions, feel free to ask. Cerulean nor I will bite.

Fite me~

I ate hands