There's a baby shower today aND mY BABY COUSIN RONAN IS ALMOST HERE AHH

AnywAY
I'm not going bc there's gonna be like no one near my age and I won't know any of the people there
In place of my absence, I had my mom bring a cola bottle with my aunt's name on it to the thing as a gift :v
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on June 10, 2017
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I hate autocorrect
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on June 10, 2017
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Can "erotic nutters" be added to the failure dictionary
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on June 10, 2017
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I WAS TRYING TO TYPE "EXOTIC BUTTERS' IDK WHAT HAPPENED I SWEAR
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on June 10, 2017
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Adri: Yo sister location was a fun game remember
Me: Mhmm
Me: Erotic nutters
Me: wAITBDJDG
Me: AUTOCORRECTSTOP
Me: I'M DYING I HATE AUTOCORRECT
Adri: I'm
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on June 10, 2017
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depRESSION IS ALL I CAN AFFORD BC I'M AN UNEMPLOYED LOSER
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on June 10, 2017
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tf does "tiny magic on a plate" even mean like
I like it but
You can't serve magic for dinner
It doesn't work like that
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on June 08, 2017
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The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient coughs up flowers or flower petals. The only cure is to have that love reciprocated, or to somehow wipe away all one’s memories of their beloved person. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals.
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https://youtu.be/uZf4BR-n04E
Ethan's hat gives me a reason to live
Markiplier Makes: A Ballista
Markiplier Makes: A Ballista
Watch along as we use our combined intelligence to try to build a child's toy... Subscribe Today! ► http://bit.ly/Markiplier Tyler ► https://twitter.com/Apoc...
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on June 08, 2017
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Adam: What's a homing launcher?
Jin: Something you can't afford
Adam: In that case, I bought one
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on June 07, 2017
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"Can I shoot Jin in the leg?"
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on June 07, 2017
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[LYRICS] ABSRDST and Diveo - We're Beautiful
[LYRICS] ABSRDST and Diveo - We're Beautiful
This song is so silly and childish and I like it. Funny story about it; I found it on my PC without even knowing it was there or listening to it prior to dow...
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on June 07, 2017
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Oxenfree OST - Epiphany Fields
Oxenfree OST - Epiphany Fields
Fan Art Credit - http://yuracoward.tumblr.com/ I don't own this music Tumblr - xam0.tumblr.com
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on June 07, 2017
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"We gotta celebrate! wE GOTTA GET STONED IN MY BASEMENT"
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on June 07, 2017
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Caro Emerald, Tangled Up (Lokee Remix)
Caro Emerald, Tangled Up (Lokee Remix)
(P) & (C) Grandmono Records Now available on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/fi/album/tangled-up-lokee-remix-single/id623274276 The Shocking Miss Emerald is...
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on June 06, 2017
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"I think you're my soulmate"
"hIYA SOULMATE"
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on June 06, 2017
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"She does like tuna a lot"
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on June 05, 2017
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I want Pyrrha to punch me in the face
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on June 05, 2017
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"I'm not gonna be buried in a grave"
"When I'm dead just throw me in the trash"
Devin gets it
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on June 05, 2017
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It is I,

That one person who makes drinks into real people who rule kingdoms in her free time
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on June 04, 2017
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