Wash: Tucker, I know you're frustrated but you have to realize that making mistakes is just part of the deal. Even with everything you've screwed up, look at how far you made it. You're not the same person you were back at Blood Gulch.
Tucker: ...Is it bad that I kinda wish I was?
Wash: Yes! You were a terrible excuse for a human being.
Tucker: Hey!
Wash: I'm kidding.
Tucker: Fuckk you, dude! I'm over here spilling my guts and shit, and you're cracking jokes?! That's messed See More up!
Wash: Now who's melodramatic?
Tucker: Man, I should've just left your ass with the Feds.
Tucker: ...Is it bad that I kinda wish I was?
Wash: Yes! You were a terrible excuse for a human being.
Tucker: Hey!
Wash: I'm kidding.
Tucker: Fuckk you, dude! I'm over here spilling my guts and shit, and you're cracking jokes?! That's messed See More up!
Wash: Now who's melodramatic?
Tucker: Man, I should've just left your ass with the Feds.
on May 07, 2019
Tucker: Hey Wash, uh, you got a sec?
Wash: I swear to god, if you want me to look at another rash, I'm gonna hit you.
Tucker: No, it's just... it feels like every choice I make is the worst.
Wash: Oh holy shit, you're being serious.
Wash: I swear to god, if you want me to look at another rash, I'm gonna hit you.
Tucker: No, it's just... it feels like every choice I make is the worst.
Wash: Oh holy shit, you're being serious.
on May 07, 2019
Carolina: Back to square one.
Felix: (getting to his feet with Locus) Alright, guys. This has been fun but...if you could just keel over and die already, that'd be great!
Washington: (Out of breath) What's wrong buddy... getting tired?
Felix: I'm not tired. (trying to catch his breath) You're tired! I can do this shit all day!
Washington: We know. In fact, we kinda planned on it...
Felix: The fuckk is that supposed to mean? Christ, man! Always with the cryptic one-liners..
Felix: (getting to his feet with Locus) Alright, guys. This has been fun but...if you could just keel over and die already, that'd be great!
Washington: (Out of breath) What's wrong buddy... getting tired?
Felix: I'm not tired. (trying to catch his breath) You're tired! I can do this shit all day!
Washington: We know. In fact, we kinda planned on it...
Felix: The fuckk is that supposed to mean? Christ, man! Always with the cryptic one-liners..
on May 07, 2019
Cut to Felix and Washington fighting on the pathway. Felix viciously slashes as Washington as he ducks under and dodges around the blade. When he misses again, Felix jumps up and hits Washington with a tornado kick, launching him back.
They both notice Locus and Carolina still fighting on the floating platform.
Washington: Carolina!
Carolina hits Locus in the head with a round kick that sends him to the ground.
Carolina: Huh?
She turns around and spots Felix making a mad See More dash for the temple. She fires her grappling hook and catches his left foot, tripping him over.
Felix: (dragged away) Oh, come on!
Washington slowly stands up. Just as Felix is about to be pulled off the edge of the walkway, he grabs Washington's leg.
Washington: Hey!
He falls over and they are both dragged off the pathway, suspended by Carolina's grappling hook. She fights to hold on with both their weight on the other end.
Washington: OOOOHHH MY GOD!
Felix: You drop me, you drop us both!
Washington: DO NOT DROP HIM!
Carolina gives her grappling hook one last yank, pulling Washington and Felix to the underside of the platform, and retracts it. Locus gets up on the topside of the platform while Washington and Felix do the same on the underside, attached by their grav-boots.
Felix: Oh, now this is just ridiculous!
Washington: We've had worse.
Felix extends his energy sword and lunges at Washington.
They both notice Locus and Carolina still fighting on the floating platform.
Washington: Carolina!
Carolina hits Locus in the head with a round kick that sends him to the ground.
Carolina: Huh?
She turns around and spots Felix making a mad See More dash for the temple. She fires her grappling hook and catches his left foot, tripping him over.
Felix: (dragged away) Oh, come on!
Washington slowly stands up. Just as Felix is about to be pulled off the edge of the walkway, he grabs Washington's leg.
Washington: Hey!
He falls over and they are both dragged off the pathway, suspended by Carolina's grappling hook. She fights to hold on with both their weight on the other end.
Washington: OOOOHHH MY GOD!
Felix: You drop me, you drop us both!
Washington: DO NOT DROP HIM!
Carolina gives her grappling hook one last yank, pulling Washington and Felix to the underside of the platform, and retracts it. Locus gets up on the topside of the platform while Washington and Felix do the same on the underside, attached by their grav-boots.
Felix: Oh, now this is just ridiculous!
Washington: We've had worse.
Felix extends his energy sword and lunges at Washington.
on May 07, 2019
Washington: Stop it! I can't stand this. No more bickering. You have to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met!
Grif: Your face is immature.
Washington: Shut up. From now on everyone just keep quiet and don't talk unless I ask you a question. That's an order. I need to figure this out.
Sarge: Hold on, you can't order us around!
Washington: Yes, I can.
Sarge: What's your rank?
Washington: My rank? You still don't get it, do you? H-you think you're real soldiers? You're See More not. You guys are nothing.
Grif: Whatever. Your face is... nothing.
Washington: We used your outposts as testing grounds. Practice. You never noticed that you never had anything to do unless a Freelancer showed up, or you made a call to Command?
Sarge: ...You're makin' that up.
Washington: Am I? Think about it. Name one thing that ever happened to you that wasn't directly preceded by Command calling you, or sending someone to your base. One thing. ...Anything? No? I thought so. You three go assess the vehicles. See if you can find some trail of the Meta while you're at it.
Simmons: Ooh, finally a take-charge leader! I like it!
Sarge and Grif: Shut up.
Grif: Your face is immature.
Washington: Shut up. From now on everyone just keep quiet and don't talk unless I ask you a question. That's an order. I need to figure this out.
Sarge: Hold on, you can't order us around!
Washington: Yes, I can.
Sarge: What's your rank?
Washington: My rank? You still don't get it, do you? H-you think you're real soldiers? You're See More not. You guys are nothing.
Grif: Whatever. Your face is... nothing.
Washington: We used your outposts as testing grounds. Practice. You never noticed that you never had anything to do unless a Freelancer showed up, or you made a call to Command?
Sarge: ...You're makin' that up.
Washington: Am I? Think about it. Name one thing that ever happened to you that wasn't directly preceded by Command calling you, or sending someone to your base. One thing. ...Anything? No? I thought so. You three go assess the vehicles. See if you can find some trail of the Meta while you're at it.
Simmons: Ooh, finally a take-charge leader! I like it!
Sarge and Grif: Shut up.
on May 07, 2019
on May 06, 2019
Searching through the Lavernius Tucker tag on Tumblr bc that's my boy !!!!
I saw two (2) white Tuckers and they were both ugly
Pls don't do Tuc like this he doesn't deserve it
I saw two (2) white Tuckers and they were both ugly
Pls don't do Tuc like this he doesn't deserve it
Y'all RT wouldn't put in the hints if he was white??
Simmons even said he was a person of color.
He's not white
Simmons even said he was a person of color.
He's not white
on May 06, 2019
on May 06, 2019
Washington: Are you sure you're ready to lead a team again?
Tucker: Dude, look who you're talking to. This is not my first rodeo.
Washington: You've come a long way, but don't get too big a head now.
Tucker: (sarcastic) Yeah, you're right. I just led a bunch of soldiers into battle, saved a planet, and whooped wholesale ass against trained mercenaries and space pirates. NBD.
Washington: (amused) Smartass.
Tucker: Buzzkill.
Washington: Be careful out there. See More
Tucker: Yeah, yeah, okay Dad.
Tucker: Dude, look who you're talking to. This is not my first rodeo.
Washington: You've come a long way, but don't get too big a head now.
Tucker: (sarcastic) Yeah, you're right. I just led a bunch of soldiers into battle, saved a planet, and whooped wholesale ass against trained mercenaries and space pirates. NBD.
Washington: (amused) Smartass.
Tucker: Buzzkill.
Washington: Be careful out there. See More
Tucker: Yeah, yeah, okay Dad.
A few seasons before this they would constantly just bicker and honestly? Relationship development
on May 05, 2019
on May 05, 2019
Pls vaccinate ur kids
on May 05, 2019
Hot take
Agent Washington's real name is David Washington and he lived in Washington
Agent Washington's real name is David Washington and he lived in Washington
on May 05, 2019
on May 05, 2019
I still can't believe Wash's real name is David sbhdb
Generic white boy name
Generic white boy name
I headcanon his real name is David Washington and the convo for it was;
Director: What if we call him "Agent Washington?"
Counselor: Like his last name?
Director: No...The state
Director: What if we call him "Agent Washington?"
Counselor: Like his last name?
Director: No...The state
on May 05, 2019
on May 05, 2019
Washington rushes towards the group.
Washington: There you are! What the hell have you all been doing?!
Tucker: Oh, just a little thing we like to call saving the planet!
Washington: We've got Kimballs' men threatening to leave the Capital, while Doyle's forces are setting up a perimeter to keep them in! If we don't act soon we're gonna have another civil war on our hands!
Sarge: Don't you worry your pretty little yellow striped head, Wash! We've got everything under control. See More
Washington: HOW?!
Doc: An honest and down-to-earth counseling session!
Washington: ... What?
Cut to the Reds and Blues standing in the War Room with Kimball and Doyle. Doc is facing them.
Doc: A counseling session. Just you two and your closest friends, here to talk and support you.
Kimball: This is a waste of time.
Doyle: I concur.
Doc: See, you're already agreeing on things! The system works!
Washington: (to Kimball and Doyle, quietly) I am so sorry.
Washington: There you are! What the hell have you all been doing?!
Tucker: Oh, just a little thing we like to call saving the planet!
Washington: We've got Kimballs' men threatening to leave the Capital, while Doyle's forces are setting up a perimeter to keep them in! If we don't act soon we're gonna have another civil war on our hands!
Sarge: Don't you worry your pretty little yellow striped head, Wash! We've got everything under control. See More
Washington: HOW?!
Doc: An honest and down-to-earth counseling session!
Washington: ... What?
Cut to the Reds and Blues standing in the War Room with Kimball and Doyle. Doc is facing them.
Doc: A counseling session. Just you two and your closest friends, here to talk and support you.
Kimball: This is a waste of time.
Doyle: I concur.
Doc: See, you're already agreeing on things! The system works!
Washington: (to Kimball and Doyle, quietly) I am so sorry.
on May 05, 2019
Sarge: Don't try and confuse me with your words, shamrock.
Tucker: I'M AQUA!
Washington: Tucker, calm down.
Tucker: Me?! These guys roll up in a fuckking assault jeep, and you choose to yell at me?
Washington: Look, tensions, are high.
Tucker: No shit Washington, I'm tired of you bossing us around.
Washington: Now, is not the time. See More
Tucker: You know, I disagree. We were having a talk when tweedle-dee and tweedle-fuckking-idiot decided to interrupt, so let's finish this.
Washington: THERE'S NOTHING TO FINISH!!
Grif: Are we intruding on some sort of lovers' quarrel right now?
Tucker: You are the worst thing to happen to this team since Blue Boy over there decided to show up.
Tucker: I'M AQUA!
Washington: Tucker, calm down.
Tucker: Me?! These guys roll up in a fuckking assault jeep, and you choose to yell at me?
Washington: Look, tensions, are high.
Tucker: No shit Washington, I'm tired of you bossing us around.
Washington: Now, is not the time. See More
Tucker: You know, I disagree. We were having a talk when tweedle-dee and tweedle-fuckking-idiot decided to interrupt, so let's finish this.
Washington: THERE'S NOTHING TO FINISH!!
Grif: Are we intruding on some sort of lovers' quarrel right now?
Tucker: You are the worst thing to happen to this team since Blue Boy over there decided to show up.
on May 05, 2019
Fade in to Wash overseeing Tucker doing squats
Tucker: Sixty! Sixty-one! Sixty-two! Sixty-three! Sixty-four! Sixty-five! Sixty-six! Sixty-seven! Sixty-eight! Sixty-nine...
Tucker doesn't stand back up
Washington: Tucker, you can't keep stopping on sixty-nine.
Tucker: No, this time, my legs went out.
Washington: Huhh, come on.
Tucker: O-hohou, holy Christ. I haven't been this sore since that bachelorette party on Bourbon Street. See More
Washington: You want me to believe you banged an entire bachelorette party.
Tucker: I want you to, but really the groom just showed up and cracked three of my ribs.
Washington: That's what I thought.
Tucker: Sixty! Sixty-one! Sixty-two! Sixty-three! Sixty-four! Sixty-five! Sixty-six! Sixty-seven! Sixty-eight! Sixty-nine...
Tucker doesn't stand back up
Washington: Tucker, you can't keep stopping on sixty-nine.
Tucker: No, this time, my legs went out.
Washington: Huhh, come on.
Tucker: O-hohou, holy Christ. I haven't been this sore since that bachelorette party on Bourbon Street. See More
Washington: You want me to believe you banged an entire bachelorette party.
Tucker: I want you to, but really the groom just showed up and cracked three of my ribs.
Washington: That's what I thought.
on May 05, 2019
Things I never want to see again in RvB:
-Carolina crying
-Wash's dumb martyr complex
-Felix
-Carolina crying
-Wash's dumb martyr complex
-Felix
on May 04, 2019
Donut hears a noise: Who’s there?!
Washington: Donut-
Donut: I’m Donut, you fuckking liar!!!
Washington: Donut-
Donut: I’m Donut, you fuckking liar!!!
on May 04, 2019
I'm still getting messages on my phone saying there's no more space but I like. deleted everything???
on May 04, 2019
on May 04, 2019