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Little thing everyone needs to see
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Guys Owen is a sweet sweet boy
He is always there for his friends and it’s so nice to know you have someone like that
Yes I know he has been kinda weird sometimes and has gotten super sexually but he is still amazingly sweet. He has never ever fought with me about anything and he is the best friend anyone could have.

떠나지 마 just stay
지금 이 시간을 멈춘 채
너와 eh 함께라면 난 I could die in this moment
Forever young
Forever young (Blackpink is the revolution)
Forever young
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너의 눈에 비친 나의 모습이
늘 처음 만난 그 날만 같길 (그 날만 같길) yeah (yeah)
소리 없이 타오르는 불꽃같이
마지막처럼 내 입 맞추길 (입 맞추길) yeah (yeah)
달빛 아래 내 마음은 설레
은하수로 춤추러 갈래 let’s go
지금 let go
오늘이 가도 후회 없게
시간이 우리 둘을 떼어 놓을 수 없게
순간이 영원할 수 있게
넌 내 마음에 불을 질러줘
후회 없는 젊음이 타오르게
지금처럼 너와 함께라면 tonight
I could die in this moment
Forever young
Forever young (Blackpink is the revolution)
Forever young
Forever young (Blackpink is the revolution)
매일매일 밤 밤 (eh)
이 노래를 불러 불러 (oh)
Know we got that bomb bomb (eh)
Come again, come again
Forever young boy so we ride or die
끝이 없을 것처럼 달려 너와 나
붉은 sunset 아래 너는 지금 내 옆에
Pinked out or murdered out like it ain’t no thing
다 필요 없어 주인공은 우리
Say life’s a bitch? But mine’s a movie
내 diamond처럼 we’ll shine together
Whenever wherever forever ever ever
짜릿하게 더 위험하게
세상 저 끝까지 가볼래 let’s go
지금 let go
오늘이 가도 후회 없게
시간이 우리 둘을 떼어 놓을 수 없게
순간이 영원할 수 있게
넌 내 마음에 불을 질러줘
후회 없는 젊음이 타오르게
세상 무엇도 두렵지 않아 tonight
I could die in this moment
Forever young (young, young)
Blackpink is the revolution (revolution, revolution)
달이 뜨고 별이 뜨면 춤추는 body
끝이 없이 달려보자 we like to party
달이 뜨고 별이 뜨면 춤추는 body
끝이 없이 달려보자 we like to party
Girls wanna have some fun
We go dumb dumb dumb
Yeah girls wanna have some fun
What you want want want
Girls wanna have some fun
We go dumb dumb dumb
Yeah, girls wanna have some fun
We ain’t done done done (let's go)
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum (hey)
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum (oh)
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum (hey)
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum
Whatta bum bum whatta bum bum

I’m the k-pop singer of qfeast
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?모든 남자들은 코피가 팡팡팡?
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Why does science suck

Yeet yeet

Grandpa: you can’t have phones within 15 feet of the table Me: and you aren’t allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, See More now what?”

A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their p.... through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, See More “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his p.... through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, See More and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole See More truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”