on November 24, 2019
Me trying to explain gender:
My aunt's: YoU cAnNoT hAVE nO gENDer
My aunt's: YoU cAnNoT hAVE nO gENDer
on November 24, 2019
Oh lord I can't wait for my dinner with my aunt's who keep trying to convince me gender exsists ?♂️
on November 23, 2019
Moana but the soundtrack is hijacked by Alexander Hamilton
IM SURPRISED NOBODY HAS DONE THIS YET. Lin Manuel Miranda sings the demo versions of some of the songs on the soundtrack, and since so many people associate ...
on November 23, 2019
CHRISTMAS PARTY (no cheating), copy, paste, delete my names, then fill in the names with the first ten people on your chat bar!!
1. Running around topless singing jingle bells: West
2. Spiked the punch then drank most of it: My mom
3. Dancing on the desk singing "Can't touch this" My sister
4. Making prank calls from the office phone: Emmalee
5. Spinning in the office chair screaming: Donald
6. Locked in the bathroom hugging the toilet: Sapphire (my gf) See More
7. Passed out under the desk: My uncle kevin
8. Sitting on the copier making Christmas cards: Sara
9. Throwing fruitcake at people outside: My dad
10. Kicking fake Santa: Sam
(All based on messenger and i stoles it also i know its not chritmas time yeet QwQ im bored)
1. Running around topless singing jingle bells: West
2. Spiked the punch then drank most of it: My mom
3. Dancing on the desk singing "Can't touch this" My sister
4. Making prank calls from the office phone: Emmalee
5. Spinning in the office chair screaming: Donald
6. Locked in the bathroom hugging the toilet: Sapphire (my gf) See More
7. Passed out under the desk: My uncle kevin
8. Sitting on the copier making Christmas cards: Sara
9. Throwing fruitcake at people outside: My dad
10. Kicking fake Santa: Sam
(All based on messenger and i stoles it also i know its not chritmas time yeet QwQ im bored)
on November 22, 2019
Me: *comes out to my uncle
my uncle: calls me in class*
Me: *freaks out*
my uncle: thats cool
Me: i have potato iq -_-
my uncle: calls me in class*
Me: *freaks out*
my uncle: thats cool
Me: i have potato iq -_-
on November 13, 2019
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Okay so every month I will forget I was born a female until the bloody battle of pain and misery begins??
So I went into the boys bathroom and screamed internally as I realized I was on my period ? and I'm also in absolute pain ??
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Okay so every month I will forget I was born a female until the bloody battle of pain and misery begins??
So I went into the boys bathroom and screamed internally as I realized I was on my period ? and I'm also in absolute pain ??
on November 08, 2019
on November 08, 2019
Take my UwUs guys
/ )_/ )
(O_O)
/つ UwU
Take. It.
/ )_/ )
(O_O)
/つ UwU
Take. It.
on November 08, 2019
'Cause it's about to get heavy (heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy)
It's about to be on (heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy)
Yeah, I'm bangin' slingin' napalm (heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy)
So nobody move
'Cause I was sent to warn you
The devil's in the next room
It's about to be on (heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy)
Yeah, I'm bangin' slingin' napalm (heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy)
So nobody move
'Cause I was sent to warn you
The devil's in the next room
on November 08, 2019
