on January 28, 2020
I keep talking about sacrificing hookers to Satan and asking people if they want to join my cult...
I'm probably gonna be listed as a Satanist
I'm probably gonna be listed as a Satanist
on January 28, 2020
Hallway at lunch: *loud*
Me: *loudly over the noise* and we are gonna sacrifice a hooker
Hallway: *suddenly silent*
Me: ...Fuçk...
Me: *loudly over the noise* and we are gonna sacrifice a hooker
Hallway: *suddenly silent*
Me: ...Fuçk...
on January 28, 2020
Me when I was young: *gets burned by a waffle oven*
Me 2020: *blasts hole in finger with glue gun*
Me 2020: *blasts hole in finger with glue gun*
on January 27, 2020
on January 25, 2020
This account has turned into a meme account
on January 25, 2020
Me this morning: *cough cough* I'm alright
The nurse: CHILD YOU HAVE FEVER
Me now: *can barely talk* Okay I'm not alright :(
The nurse: CHILD YOU HAVE FEVER
Me now: *can barely talk* Okay I'm not alright :(
on January 25, 2020
