Wishing on a star that's just a satellite
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Growing up with eyes glued shut
Wishing on a star that's just a satellite
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Na-na na na-na na
Na-na na na-na See More
Strip club in a strip mall
Million ways to die
All the things we lost in
The backseat of the sky
Growing up with eyes glued shut
Wishing on a star that's just a satellite
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Na-na na na-na na
Na-na na na-na
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Growing up with eyes glued shut
Wishing on a star that's just a satellite
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Na-na na na-na na
Na-na na na-na See More
Strip club in a strip mall
Million ways to die
All the things we lost in
The backseat of the sky
Growing up with eyes glued shut
Wishing on a star that's just a satellite
Driving in a car with broken tail-lights
Na-na na na-na na
Na-na na na-na
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
We were just kids, we were just kids singing
We were just kids, we were just kids
on July 19, 2017
There was this one time I got really injured and Jason brought me pastries because yummi
But he brought me jelly filled pastries
And
I don't like jelly
But i ate them because he walked three miles in blistering dessert heat to bring me sweets
But he brought me jelly filled pastries
And
I don't like jelly
But i ate them because he walked three miles in blistering dessert heat to bring me sweets
on July 18, 2017
Okay so I've known Jelly for, like, eleven years and wow that's a long time-
YES
AND WOW HOLY FCUK
I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE I WAS FIVE AND HE WAS FOUR
AND THEN WE HAD TO GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS AND DIDN'T TALK FOR A FEW YEARS
AND THEN WE MET AGAIN IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND NOW WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVENISH MONTHS AND WOW.
AND WOW HOLY FCUK
I'VE KNOWN HIM SINCE I WAS FIVE AND HE WAS FOUR
AND THEN WE HAD TO GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS AND DIDN'T TALK FOR A FEW YEARS
AND THEN WE MET AGAIN IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND NOW WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVENISH MONTHS AND WOW.
on July 18, 2017
on July 18, 2017
on July 18, 2017
"Wow, watch your hands. You're supposed to put on on my hip and one on my butt. Or even both on my butt. Come on, haven't you ever danced with a lady before?"
"Shut up, Dave, youre not a lady."
"Shut up, Dave, youre not a lady."
on July 18, 2017
"Dave? Why are you in therapy?"
"oh, well, I'm just too cool, you see. Coughimalsoaddictedtocrystalmethcough
"oh, well, I'm just too cool, you see. Coughimalsoaddictedtocrystalmethcough
on July 18, 2017
"no, Bro, I don't want any yeehaws"
"yyyyYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"
"yyyyYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"
on July 18, 2017
on July 18, 2017
"Hey plastic pink earth monkey, Ken. Wanna see a shitty earth movie with me?~"
"Hell no."
"Why not D:"
"Because your movies suck and I am a homosexual you bimbo"
"Hell no."
"Why not D:"
"Because your movies suck and I am a homosexual you bimbo"
on July 18, 2017
"I SAID. TOUCH. MY LEG. NOW."
on July 18, 2017
on July 18, 2017
"dave.... look at alL THIS COCAINE"
"Bro..... There's something fcukin wrong with you."
"Bro..... There's something fcukin wrong with you."
on July 18, 2017
"I am giving BIRTH and you're thinking about bABY SHOWERS?? WHAT THE FCUK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
on July 18, 2017
