Generated Quote:
Me: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
@Rouge_demon: Looking right because you left
@HappyKitKat: Looking up cause you let me down
@TinyGoat: Looking down cause you f*cked up
@somethinggay: What is wrong with you guys
i think I'm obsessed w/ incorrect quotes generator
Me: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
@Rouge_demon: Looking right because you left
@HappyKitKat: Looking up cause you let me down
@TinyGoat: Looking down cause you f*cked up
@somethinggay: What is wrong with you guys
i think I'm obsessed w/ incorrect quotes generator
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
*The squad right before Zero (aka me)'s wedding*
Bee: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Anastaiia: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Amelia: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Yuyan: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Natalie, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE See More
(my squad again, god im obsessed w/ incorrect quotes generator)
*The squad right before Zero (aka me)'s wedding*
Bee: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Anastaiia: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Amelia: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Yuyan: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Natalie, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE See More
(my squad again, god im obsessed w/ incorrect quotes generator)
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
Zero (aka me): If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Bee: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Anastaiia: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bee, learn to listen.
Amelia: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yuyan: That’s voodoo.
Natalie: What if it bites me and someone else dies? See More
Bee: That’s correlation, not causation.
Amelia: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Yuyan: That’s kinky.
Zero (aka me): Oh my God.
(my irl besties be like)
Zero (aka me): If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Bee: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Anastaiia: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Bee, learn to listen.
Amelia: What if it bites itself and I die?
Yuyan: That’s voodoo.
Natalie: What if it bites me and someone else dies? See More
Bee: That’s correlation, not causation.
Amelia: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Yuyan: That’s kinky.
Zero (aka me): Oh my God.
(my irl besties be like)
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
Me (Zero/Grimm): Who the f*ck added me to a f*cking group chat?
Bee: >:O language
Anastaiia: Yeah watch your f*cking language
Amelia: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANASTAIIA THE F*CK WORD?
Yuyan: 'The f*ck word'.
Natalie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time See More
Anastaiia: Oh my god they censored it
Yuyan: Say f*ck, Natalie.
Anastaiia: Do it, Natalie. Say f*ck.
(my irl friend group be like)
Me (Zero/Grimm): Who the f*ck added me to a f*cking group chat?
Bee: >:O language
Anastaiia: Yeah watch your f*cking language
Amelia: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANASTAIIA THE F*CK WORD?
Yuyan: 'The f*ck word'.
Natalie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time See More
Anastaiia: Oh my god they censored it
Yuyan: Say f*ck, Natalie.
Anastaiia: Do it, Natalie. Say f*ck.
(my irl friend group be like)
on June 12, 2022
Status update: Sorry if I am not on a lot, I will try be on every day for sometime. But I kind of have a "job" (i volunteer to work w/ horses and people w/ disabilities) and they also offer horse riding lessons to volunteers so I am taking those too. If you want to talk but I'm not on, PM me and I'll give you my phone number :)
on June 12, 2022
on June 12, 2022
can someone be my online mom, to replace my irl bitch of a mom?
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Generated Quote:
Ruko, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Ritsu: You did WHAT–
Teto: William Snakepeare
(utauloids)
Ruko, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Ritsu: You did WHAT–
Teto: William Snakepeare
(utauloids)
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
Grinny, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Smile Dog: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
Grinny, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Smile Dog: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
Vegas: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Pete:
Pete: Vegas, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Vegas: *Sips coffee from bowl*
(these are characters from kinnporsche)
Vegas: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Pete:
Pete: Vegas, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Vegas: *Sips coffee from bowl*
(these are characters from kinnporsche)
on June 12, 2022
Generated Quote:
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Felix: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bang Chan: ...I did. I broke it.
Felix: No. No you didn't. I.N?
I.N: Don't look at me. Look at Lee Know. See More
Lee Know: What?! I didn't break it.
I.N: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lee Know: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
I.N: Suspicious.
Lee Know: No, it's not!
Changbin: If it matters, probably not, but Han was the last one to use it.
Han: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Changbin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Han: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Changbin!
Bang Chan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Felix.
Felix: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Changbin: Felix... I.N's been awfully quiet.
I.N: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Felix, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Felix: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Felix:
Felix: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Felix: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bang Chan: ...I did. I broke it.
Felix: No. No you didn't. I.N?
I.N: Don't look at me. Look at Lee Know. See More
Lee Know: What?! I didn't break it.
I.N: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Lee Know: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
I.N: Suspicious.
Lee Know: No, it's not!
Changbin: If it matters, probably not, but Han was the last one to use it.
Han: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Changbin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Han: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Changbin!
Bang Chan: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Felix.
Felix: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Changbin: Felix... I.N's been awfully quiet.
I.N: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Felix, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Felix: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Felix:
Felix: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
on June 12, 2022
i relate to these lyrics: What, are you scared of me? That's embarassin'
on June 12, 2022
anyone online?
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on June 12, 2022
anyone online?
on June 11, 2022
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on June 11, 2022
I have to deal with constant pain and numbness because I have braces but I also have to wear rubber bands, at least my braces treatment is almost done
on June 11, 2022
on June 11, 2022
omg im so excited!!!
on June 11, 2022
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on June 10, 2022
I am alive
on June 10, 2022
on June 10, 2022
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on June 10, 2022
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on June 10, 2022
on June 10, 2022
Look what personality I've got! What about you?
on June 10, 2022
on June 10, 2022
And it's sad