i need someone to cuddle, im cold *COUGH COUGH* sam.. *COUGH COUGH*
on August 28, 2023
my mom just yelled at me-
she said something about our neighbor and i asked "what happened?"
now she yelled at me to shut up and mind my own buisness,
if you didnt want me to ask then stfu. problem solved mom
she said something about our neighbor and i asked "what happened?"
now she yelled at me to shut up and mind my own buisness,
if you didnt want me to ask then stfu. problem solved mom
on August 28, 2023
my dog is watching the Karen compilation on tv, my mom noticed he seemed so intrested in watching and this happened:
me voiceacting as brownie: "damn, these bitche$ mean
me voiceacting as brownie: "damn, these bitche$ mean
on August 28, 2023
me: just play dead and the pterodactyls wont attack
my mom: its okay, cause your lizards are crickets
my mom: its okay, cause your lizards are crickets
on August 28, 2023
UGHHHH WHY DO I FUCKNG HAVE FEELINGS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!? WHY CANT I JUST UCKING RIP MY HEART OUT AND JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!?!?
on August 27, 2023
on August 27, 2023
GOD DAMN IM SUCH A FVCKING BOTTOM SXRDCTFYGUHJKHGVFDEDTRFYTUYIUJNBVGHFRYT
on August 27, 2023
ME AND @MrewHaHa ARE JOKING ABOUT GETTING TURNED ON TO JESUS CHRIST- WE NEED MENTAL HELP
on August 27, 2023
on August 27, 2023
god damn im craving shit like im pregnant... wait...
on August 27, 2023
on August 27, 2023
on August 27, 2023
*on the floor faced down sobbing waiting for Leo to come back*
*Looks at @pans3xual_t3a_snak3 * WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
on August 27, 2023
on August 27, 2023