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Whatever you do don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever See More
I don’t think anyone will know this song:

In the southern part of Texas
In the town of San Antone
There's a fortress all in ruins that the weeds have overgrown
You may look in vain for crosses and you'll never see a-one
But sometimes between the setting and the rising of the sun
You can hear a ghostly bugle See More
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Guess How I cleaned my 984 stuff on the news feed?
THE HARD WAY
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Person 1: you are a republican
Person 2: Abraham Lincoln was a republican
Person 1: you look like cheese
Person 2: I like cheese
Person 1: you are a dead meme
Person 2: OKAY YOU CROSSED THE LINE!!!
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I can barely find a fresh meme since we have been killing them all

NUUUUUUUUU
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Just imagine someone dieing on April fools day or being born on April fools day
“I know it’s an April fools joke”
RIP
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#BanStephCauseSheCanSuccMyNootersLol
Emily told me
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@EmilyTehPancake your welcome
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I just found a paper on the ground that said “ban people that think japan is great”

That paper is evil and it came from hell
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Me when someone says “b***h”
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1980s: there will be flying cars in the future
2020:LETS BAN THE WORD BACON BECAUSE ITS OFFENSIVE ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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that was my nightmare...
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When I typed “remember the alamo” autocorrect said “remember the ayy lmao”
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Someone said “hi” to another woman and then she got offended.
BEWARE THE PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED THAT EASILY
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Why do I have so many reputation points
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@EmilyTehPancake repewtation? Pew? AHHH *random 50s movie music comes on*
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The chance of you being born is 1 in 400 trillion.
Stop self harming and respect of the rarity of you.
Yes you.
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Just read the book 1984 and realized what socialism really is
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Then I'll read it
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@TylerWay yes
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Do you recommend it to read?
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@TylerWay It’s where the government controls almost every aspect of your lives.
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What is it?
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