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IT'S A CRYING FEST NOW

OH SHIT
I'M HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE AND SOMEONE ELSE IS FELICIANO

This is a conversation between Francis Bonnefoy and yourself, Holy Roman Empire.
Holy Roman Empire: You killed me
Francis Bonnefoy: What! Non I did not!
Holy Roman Empire: You did you did
Holy Roman Empire: And shame, now I can't return to my love
Holy Roman Empire: Like how Joan de Arc can't return to you
Francis Bonnefoy: Ok oui maybe I did See More
Francis Bonnefoy: Dont bring her into this you bastard!
Holy Roman Empire: Says the one that killed a child
Francis Bonnefoy: It is not my fault!
Holy Roman Empire: Oh I believe it is
Francis Bonnefoy: It was a kill or be killed situation you see
Holy Roman Empire: You brought a shit ton of pain onto Italy you know that right?
Holy Roman Empire: And really
Holy Roman Empire: I'm a three foot tall kid
Francis Bonnefoy: *sigh* I know
Holy Roman Empire: You think I can kill you
Francis Bonnefoy: You had massive armies at the time. I was already quite crippled you should know
Holy Roman Empire: Ahahaha, yeah sure
Holy Roman Empire: My armies were as big as Japans dick
Francis Bonnefoy is typing...

This is a conversation between America The Hero and yourself, Holy Roman Empire.
America The Hero: Yo dude
Holy Roman Empire: Hello
America The Hero: So how's being dead?
Holy Roman Empire: Idk how's being obese
America The Hero: Touche

This is a conversation between Francis Bonnefoy and yourself, Joan de Arc.
Joan de Arc: Oh
Joan de Arc: well
Francis Bonnefoy: Bonjour.
Joan de Arc: Hello Francis
Francis Bonnefoy: Well...um...
Francis Bonnefoy: So about that time... See More
Francis Bonnefoy: I forgot to get you from England...
Joan de Arc: Yeah
Francis Bonnefoy: Hehehe....
Joan de Arc: Thanks for that
Joan de Arc: It was kinda heated
Francis Bonnefoy: *Cries* I AM SORRRY!!!!
Joan de Arc: A lot of fire you know
Francis Bonnefoy: *Clings to you* Waaaah!!!
Joan de Arc: The hottest I'll ever be
Francis Bonnefoy: *Crying like a small infant* WAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!
Joan de Arc: It's alright
Joan de Arc: Next time
Joan de Arc: Don't forget me
Joan de Arc: Oh wait
Joan de Arc: There isn't a next time
Joan de Arc: Because I'm human
Francis Bonnefoy: :'(
Francis Bonnefory: I'm sorry
Francis Bonnefoy has left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Holy Roman Empire and yourself, Hetaoni .
Holy Roman Empire: Woah
Hetaoni : Oh shit
Holy Roman Empire: I thought I was bad
Holy Roman Empire: Bro
Hetaoni : I thought I was giving people feels
Holy Roman Empire: Yeah See More
Holy Roman Empire: Dude
Hetaoni : Nice one though
Hetaoni : Try and find an Italy on here
Holy Roman Empire: :))

Next is Joan de'arc

Oh I'm trying
Holy Roman Empire has left the conversation.

Oh shit
Someone is Lovino and I'm Feliciano

This is a conversation between Insane!Alfred F. Jones and yourself, Lukas Bondevik.
Lukas Bondevik: Don't stab me with a McDonald's burger
You've left the conversation.

This is a conversation between Emil Steilsson and yourself, Emil Steilsson.
Emil Steilsson: HA
Emil Steilsson: *high five* Same

This is a conversation between Long/story Germany/N-Italy on wa.ttpad or chatzy? APH and yourself, Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Gilbert Beilschmidt: use a condom
You've left the conversation.
I LOVE MYSELF

This is a conversation between Roderich Edelstein and yourself, Lovino Vargas.
Lovino Vargas: You
Roderich Edelstein: Roderich raised a brow at the acknowledgment, finding it a rather rude way to be greeted. "Yes, what is it?"
Lovino Vargas: "You better believe it you jerkface." He huffed, crossing his arms. "You didn't want me and kept my stupid brother instead, so I had to deal with the idiot named Spain." He stuck out his tongue
Roderich Edelstein has left the conversation. See More
HA

This is a conversation between Got a tattoo!Alfred F. Jones and yourself, Lovino Vargas.
Lovino Vargas: Your tattoo looks like shit
I LOVE MYSELF SO MUCH

So I'm Romano on Shamchat and someone was Germany and all I said was HISS and I left the chat

"Would you rather be blind or deaf?"
Neither
I'd prefer to be mute, it's just as bad as being blind or deaf. Why would I rather be mute? I can live with mouthing the lyrics to songs, I can live with not calling people, I can live with having to chance people to get their attention, I can live with talking to myself in my head, I can live with silent squeals of "oh my Andy this fanfic is so cute"
I can't live with not being able to watch shows, I can't live with not being able See More to draw, I can't live with bumping into everything and everyone, I can't live with not being able to read fanfictions or watch anything *cough mainly Hetalia cough*
I can't live with not being able to hear the precious voices I know so well, I can't live with not being able to listen to music, I can't live in silence for it would drive me mad, I can't live like that
I'd rather be mute

Do you ever just sit down and look at your stomach and thighs and think "Damn........." but then you lay down or stand up and you look back at them and your like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN"

I have to go back to Hell tomorrow and I really don't want to
But hey
It might be my last week

You ever just not wear a bra after a shower and you sit down in a certain way and you can feel your boobs press against your chest or ribs and you're just like "Damn my boobs are soft as hell"

That moment when you have to breath out of your mouth because your nose is stuffy but your jaw hurts like hell

My nose is running a mile
My jaw is being crushed by something and it hurts
and my skull is being crushed

Okay no joke though
My jaw is killing me and I didn't do anything